A/N Ello! I know this is a bit late for a Christmasy fic, but eh. Enjoy!
"HAZEL!"
"Yes, Nico?"
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CABIN?!"
"Our cabin, brother dear."
"Fine then. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR CABIN?"
"Christmas is in two days, Nico."
"SO?!"
"So, you needed to get into the spirit."
"THERE ARE STOCKINGS ON THE MANTLE! MY MANTLE IS NOT MEANT FOR STOCKINGS!"
"Of course it is, every mantle is meant for stockings. Where else was I supposed to put them?"
"YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PUT THEM ANYWHERE!"
"Now you're being ridiculous. Christmas needs stockings. And besides, I asked you if I could decorate."
"I thought you meant like a string of lights and a foot tall tree. I didn't think you'd make it look like Santa THREW UP IN HERE!"
I did not make it look like Santa threw up in here. Don't insult my decorating."
"Hazel, the place is covered in lights, and tinsel, and rubbish. I said yes to a tree, not THE FREAKING NORTH POLE!"
"We are getting a tree. Percy and Jason are picking up a few from the city. They should be here soon. You can help me decorate."
"We're getting a TREE too?!"
"Yes. Duh."
"I am NOT helping you with a godsforsaken tree."
"Fine. Piper's helping anyway."
"WHAT?!"
"Piper's helping with the tree. You haven't gone deaf, have you?"
"Hazel!"
"You're having a proper Christmas, Nico. Whether you like it or not."
"I'm not putting anything up, or decorating, or ANYTHING!"
"Fine. At least put this up somewhere. Will requested it. Oh look, the boys are back with the trees. Excuse me."
"What is this? Is this...no. No way in Hades. Hazel? Hazel come back here! HAZEL, I AM NOT PUTTING UP MISTLETOE FOR WILL SOLACE!"
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