Mario Villians Race
Mario: 3, 2, 1, GO!
Waluigi: Takes the lead and makes it into the woods first. Comes to a fork in the road. A sign points the right way. He runs down the right track
Dry Bones: Follows Waluigi
Larry: Sprints down the path
Lemmy: Follows Larry
Kamek: Flies past the sign on the broomstick, accidentally switching the sign
Goomba: Takes the left path
Kammy: Follows Goomba
Kamella: Switches the sign Arghaha! Zooms down the left path
Bowser Jr: Runs down the path
Bowser and Wario: Follow Bowser Jr
Paratroopa: Flies down the right path
Koopa: Wait up! Dashes after Paratroopa
Ludwig: Switches the sign
Morton Jr: Runs down the left path
Roy: Follows Morton Jr
Iggy and Wendy: Rush down the left path, switching the sign
Jack O' Goomba: Runs down the right path
Pokey: Wait for me! Slides after Pumpkin Head
Down the right path
Dry Bones: A canyon!
Waluigi: Leaps over it Yep! A canyon!
Lemmy: Crashes into Dry Bones and they fall down the canyon Uh-oh!
Dry Bones: Aaaaaahhhhhh!
Larry: Oh! Well, got a race to win! Bye! Jumps over the canyon
Kamek: Flies across the canyon
Bowser Jr.: Grabs Kameks broomstick and gets to the other side
Bowser and Wario: Try to jump. Wario pushes off Bowsers back sending Bowser into the canyon, and Wario across to the other side
Wario: Bye!
Bowser: Noooooo!
Koopa: Grabs Paratroopa's ankles
Paratroopa: Flies across
Ludwig: Jumps, and grabs onto the edge of the other side. He climbs up
Jack O' Goomba: Tries to jump across, but doesn't make it AAAAAHHHHHH!
Pokey: Jackie! Jumps down, after Jack O' Goomba
Down the left path
Wendy: Ugh! We've been going for AGES!
Roy: Shut it, sis!
Iggy: Actually, I have to agree with Wendy. This does seem to be taking us a while
Kamella: Quit your bickering! There's the next obstacle! Points to a slide
Morton Jr.: Slides down the slide Woohoo!
Iggy: Oh no!
Roy: What now?!
Iggy: The slide goes right!
Roy: So?
Iggy: So if we'd picked the right path, it would've been... Right!
Roy: Don't get it.
Wendy: Ugh! You IDIOTS! Why are you just STANDING THERE?! LET'S GO! Slides down the slide
Roy: Slides down the slide on his stomach
Iggy: Zooms down it in his shell
At the bottom of the slide
Morton Jr.: What took you so long? Kamella's already got across the canyon!
Roy: CANYON?!
Morton Jr.: Yeah. No biggie. Jumps across the canyon
Roy: Jumps after him
Wendy: Tries to jump across, but doesn't make it AAIIIIIII!
Iggy: Tries to jump, but doesn't quite get there AAAAHHHHHHH!
At the top of the slide
Goomba: Slides down the slide Wahey!
Kammy: Slides down the slide
Goomba: Jumps across the canyon
Kammy: Zips across on her broomstick
At the bottom of the canyon
Lemmy: Look! Points to a river Maybe it'll take us to the finish!
Dry Bones: Yeah! Runs to the river Yes! A boat! Climbs into it
Lemmy: Pushes the boat off, and hops in
Bowser: No! Wait! The boat floats off Grr!
Jack O' Goomba: Hey, there's still a raft! Walks over to it
Bowser: Kicks Jack O' Goomba into the river Thanks for the help, loser!
Jack O' Goomba: Hey! Floats away Help!
Pokey: I'll save you! Wriggles into the river. Starts to float away I can't swim!
Bowser: Climbs onto the raft Ha! They're all going the wrong way! Points upriver There's clearly a tunnel! Paddels off
Wendy: Ugh! We have to SWIM?!
Iggy: Well come on! Swims off
Wendy: Wait! Swims after him
At the top of the canyon
Waluigi: Running Why is this path sloping downwards?
Larry: Oh no!
Kamek: What?
Bowser Jr.: Yeah! Tell us!
Wario: Panting Psh! Isn't... It... Obvious?
Koopa: Yeah! The right path was down the canyon!
Paratroopa: Hold on! Koopa grabs his ankles. He flies away
Ludwig: Wait! Runs after them
Kamella: IDIOTS! Zips off
Monton Jr.: Hey!
Roy: Yeah! Come back!
Goomba: Runs past them Bye!
Kammy: Flies away
At the bottom of the canyon
Koopa: Can't... Hold... ON! Falls into the water AAAAHHHHHH! NO! A... A... A WATERFALL! AAAAAHHHHH! Falls
Paratroopa: No! Zips down after Koopa
Ludwig: Ha! Imbeciles! Zere is CLEARLY a tunnel! Swims off
Kamella: Thanks for the help Ludwig! Flies past him
Goomba: Jumps onto Kammy's broomstick
Kammy: Falls off it Nooo!
Goomba: AAAH! I CAN'T CONTROL IT! Zips down the waterfall AAAAAAHHHH!
Waluigi: Laughs Bye! Swims off to the tunnel
Larry: Tries to swim after Waluigi, but can't keep up. Gets swept away by the current HELP!
Bowser Jr.: Tough luck Larry! Swims to the tunnel
Kamek: Zips to the tunnel
Morton Jr.: Swims to the tunnel
Roy: Tries to swim with Morton Jr., but isn't a good enough swimmer Nooo!
Wario: Wait... For... Me! Flops onto the ground Wait a second! Runs towards the tunnel on land. There's a bridge. He crosses it Suckers!
In the tunnel
Bowser: I'm at the end! Yes! Climbs a ladder out to the top of a cliff What. There is a line of hangliders. Sighs Oh well. Time to cause some trouble! Throws all but one of the hangliders off the edge Have fun! Takes a run up. Is too heavy NOOOOOOO!
Iggy: You know, sometimes I really hate dad
Wendy: Me too. One of us has to win.
Iggy: Yeah...
Wendy: Glad you agree! Shoves Iggy off the cliff
Iggy: WHAT?! AAAARRRRGGHHHH!
Wendy: Sorry!
Ludwig: Ugh! Idiot! Pushes Wendy off
Wendy: AAAIIIIIII!
Ludwig: Jumps off Here we go!
Kamella: Flies down the cliff
Waluigi: Dives off the edge Whoo!
Bowser Jr.: No. Nuh uh. Not happening.
Morton Jr.: Pushes Bowser Jr. off
Bowser Jr.: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Kamek: Drops down the cliff AAAAAAAHHHH!
Morton Jr.: Jumps off Woah!
Wario: Jumps off the edge AAAHHHH!
Down the waterfall
Lemmy: Ugh. What happened?
Dry Bones: I dunno. I guess the river was a waterfall.
Lemmy: Oh.
Jack O' Goomba: AAAAAHHH! Lands on Lemmy's head
Lemmy: Ouch!
Jack O' Goomba: Sorry. Look out!
Pokey: Woah! Lands on Dry Bones
Dry Bones: OOOOOWWWWW!
Pokey: Oops. Sorry!
Lemmy: The finish!
Dry Bones: Pushes off Lemmy See ya!
Pokey: Hey!
Jack O' Goomba: Swims after him Come back!
Lemmy: Swims quickly, and soon catches them up
Pokey: I can't swim!
Koopa: AAAAHHH! Lands in the water Phew! Wait a... Swims off THE FINISH!
Paratroopa: Flies above them all YES!
Kammy: Hey! Swims after them
Goomba: Wait up! Swims after them. Catches up with Jack O' Goomba
Larry: AAARRRGGGHHH! Lands in the water. Swims towards the finish
Roy: COME BACK HERE! Swims after everyone
Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Lands on Pokey AAAIIII!
Iggy: HELP! Lands in the water Phew!
Wendy: AAAAIIIII! Lands in the water. Swims off
Ludwig: Ack! My hair!
Kamella: Bye! Zips off on her broomstick
Waluigi: Swims off Grr!
Bowser Jr.: Dad?
Bowser: Yes, son?
Bowser Jr.: Why are me, you and Pokey not going anywhere?
Bowser: Because we're not going to win anyway.
Bowser Jr.: Oh.
Morton Jr.: Seriously?!
Bowser: Uh huh
Bowser Jr.: Get out of the way! Swims off
Wario: Butt-smashing Hehe! Lands on Morton Jr., Bowser and Pokey AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
At the front
Paratroopa: I'm... Gonna... Make it!
Kamella: Nuh-uh!
Jack O' Goomba: You can do it Paratroopa! Grabs Kamella's broomstick
Kamella: What?! Falls off ARGH!
Jack O' Goomba: Gets catapulted to the finish by the broomstick Wow! I... I won!
Paratroopa: Wha...?
Mario: And a Jack O' Goomba is a number 1!
Paratroopa: Zips to the finish line Yes!
Mario: Paratroopa comes a second!
Roy: I... Can get... Third!
Larry: Hey! I'm not going down without a fight!
Wendy: 5 metres back Neither am I!
Roy: Yeah... Not happening Wendy!
Larry: Overtakes Roy Sucker!
Roy: Hey! Grabs Larry's foot. Pulls him back
Larry: Bleeuugh!
Wendy: A metre or so in front Ha! Losers! Crosses the finish line YES!
Mario: And a-Wendy comes third!
Roy: Crosses the line Grr!
Mario: And-a Roy is fourth!
Dry Bones: I don't know HOW you guys overtook me. But I guess fifth is decent. Crosses the line
Mario: Dry Bones is-a fifth!
Lemmy: Crosses the line Yay!
Larry: Crosses the line Ugh!
Mario: So Lemmy and Larry come-a sixth and-a seventh respectively!
Koopa: Well... Eighth seems OK!
Kammy: What about ninth? Catches up with him
Goomba: What about I get eighth?
Koopa: Crosses the line How about no.
Kammy: Crosses the line
Goomba: Crosses the line Or I could get tenth...
Mario: Koopa gets-an eigth, Kammy is-a ninth and-a Goomba is tenth
Waluigi: Crosses the line Oh! I should have done better than that! Stupid multiple paths...
Mario: So Waluigi comes eleventh!
Bowser Jr.: Splutters Ack! I HATE water! Crawls across the line
Kamella: Crawls across the finish line Ack! My broomstick! I would've won!
Mario: Kamella's-a probably right, but she didn't! So Bowser Jr. comes-a twelfth, and Kamella comes-a thirteenth!
Kamella: Yep. Thirteen is PRETTY unlucky.
Morton Jr.: Starts swimming
Ludwig: HEY! GET BACK HERE! Swims after him
Pokey: Floats in the general direction of the finish line
Bowser: Swims off, quickly overtaking his sons
Iggy: Swims after them
Wario: Lands in the water after jumping up because of landing on Pokey
Bowser: Crosses the line FINALLY!
Mario: Bowser comes-a fourteenth!
Ludwig: Grabs Morton Jr. and starts fighting with him
Iggy: Swims past them and gets close to the finish Yes!
Pokey: Crosses the finish line Haha!
Iggy: Wha..? Crosses the line
Mario: So Pokey comes fifteenth and-a Iggy comes-a sixteenth!
Ludwig: Crosses the finish line Ha!
Morton Jr.: Crosses the finish line Grr!
Mario: So Ludwig comes-a seventeenth, Morton Jr. comes eighteenth and Wario comes last in nineteenth!
Wario: In the distance Aww!
Hope you liked it :) My lord that took a while! It was based off a dream I had. Dry Bones and Waluigi were originally supposed to win. It also wasn't originally a 'Mario Villains Race' because there was that bell pokemon in it...