Notes: These are SUPER short... they describe the week spent on New Earth after the wedding from the perspectives of their friends rather than Rose and the Doctors. I just needed a little break from rewriting all of series five in my other story. These are short and silly and I hope you enjoy them.
Chapter One: Sunday
The day after the wedding and dinner (which had been interrupted by a giant, green slime monster controlled by nanobots), everyone figured that the honeymooners would want some time to themselves. So, their friends decided to make plans of their own in New New York.
These plans meant that Clara, Martha, Sarah Jane, Vastra, and Jenny were relaxing in the spa of their hotel. They had all enjoyed a lovely massage and were currently relaxing in a pool of warm water that contained some combination of revitalizing minerals. They had a spectacular view of the city from the broad window that took up an entire wall of the room.
"Do you think we'll see Rose and the Doctors at all this week?" Clara asked the others.
"If their honeymoon goes anything like mine did, not a chance," Martha replied with a sigh as she sank deeper into the warm, bubbling water.
"Hard to say with the Doctors though, normal isn't exactly their cup of tea," Sarah Jane speculated.
It was right about then, that a length of black rope unfurled right in front of the window. Rose came sliding down the rope, wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt. She held tight to the rope, considering they were on the twentieth floor at this height.
A moment later, a large creature resembling a giant bumblebee flew over to hover right in front of her. On its back, holding on for his life, was Doctor Alex Tyler. He shouted something to Rose that they couldn't hear through the windows and she activated her sonic screwdriver. The giant bee didn't seem to appreciate whatever she was doing and began to fly around erratically, almost shaking Alex off.
Much to everyone's relief, a flying car stopped right next to them and the door opened to reveal Evander. He pulled Rose into the car, handed something they couldn't identify to the bee, and caught Alex as he jumped into the car. The trio hugged happily before closing the door and flying off.
"Well, I guess that answers the question of whether they're having a normal honeymoon or not," Jenny stated, breaking the shocked silence that had come over the room since Rose's appearance.
"I don't wanna know," Martha said and dunked her head under the water briefly.