"Tifa (A Parody of Blondie's "Maria")" by Misa-chan
She dresses like she don't care Head so pretty but full of air Ooh it makes you wanna cry She doesnt know her own name You wanna hit her with a train Ooh why won't she just die?
Ooh don't you wanna take her And put her in the ground?
Tiiiifa You've gotta see her When she wins a battle, oh my! Tiiiiifa I just hate Tifa Why did Aeris have to die
Cloud's been scared before He's the cute blonde guy She's the whore next door Ooh she needs underwire When she comes in from the rain Cloud covers his eyes to deaden the pain Bluuuue his eyes are, he's a cryer
Don't you wanna take her? Ooh don't you want her in the ground?
Tiiiifa You've got to see her When she wins a battle, oh my! Tiiiifa I just hate Tifa Why did Aeris have to die?
Ooh don't you wanna break her? Ooh don't you wanna break her neck?
She dresses like she don't care She skanks around everywhere Ooh it turns on all the guys She's like a millionaire Makes great tips off of her "pair" Ooh it makes you wanna die
Tiiiifa You've got to see her When she wins a battle, oh my! Tiiiifa I just hate Tifa Why did Aeris have to die?
(guitar solo)
Tiiiifa You've got to see her When she wins a battle, oh my! Tifa I just hate Tifa Why did Aeris have to die?
(repeat chorus)
Ohhh man, lol I'd better prepare for all the hate mail from the Tifa Groupies. *sweatdrop* This was sritten in like, 5 minutes, so if it sucks, it's becuase it was written so fast. To all you Blondie fans, I apologize... to all you Tifa fans, i don't! MUAHAHAHA!