Kei-Kei Disclaims: Brainwashing can only do so much, but alas, the manga license for FMA sadly remains out of my reach… not mine.
Omake Metal Play.
Ch. 1, My hero.
Mei had been hanging out with the group only a short time and, aside from feeling smitten with the monster boy's younger sibling, she felt ignored. So with gusto she'd decided to take matters into her own hands.
"Mei-Chan!"
Mei blinked, looking down at Alphonse, who stood a dozen feet below her. He shouted up at her with his hands cupped over his face plate.
"Get down from there! That thing's not stable!"
As if the platform had been waiting for someone gullible enough to say those words, the pile of plywood went tumbling down with her.
Acting fast Al dove toward the falling debris and caught the tiny Xingian girl before she met an ill fate.
"Mei-Chan!, are you alright?" Al asked, looking down at her as she lay in his arms, a blank look on her face and pink tinge in her cheeks.
Suddenly she broke out in a squeal. "Oh. Alphonse, my hero!" she cried, taking his face into her small hands and moving forward.
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Ed ran to the spot he heard the crashing noises coming from, a tad bit on the worried side since he'd seen Al wander that direction not too long ago.
"Hey, Al! What happened over-!"
He paused midstep, jaw dropping open in shock. He had made it just in time to witness his brother bent forward with the shrimp girl's lips locked on the thing that counted as a mouth for Al.
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Later on Mei-Chan would pat herself on the back for how splendidly her plan had worked, although it could have done without the ramblings of a half crazed midget somewhere in between.
Oh, but Al's reaction had been so worth the effort.
Fin.