Fmjir Fics Presents......
Club Penguin: Working at the Pizza Parlor
by Fmjir Vuicjefnejl
A True Story
One day, I decided to apply for a job at the Pizza Parlor. So I walked from my igloo, through the snowy land of Club Penguin until I got to the Plaza. I then walked into the Pizza Parlor.
"Could I have a job?" I asked the boss.
"Sure," he (or she—this was summer 2009, you can't expect me to remember everything) replied.
"THANKS!" I said excitedly.
I got a couple groups of penguins their orders, and then two penguins, one dressed in black, one dressed in red, came through the door.
"Where's teh money?" the black penguin asked with bad grammar.
"What?" a couple of penguins, including the boss, asked.
"Teh money! I wantz the money! Or else!" he replied.
I then clicked on him and reported him, about five times, then tried to fight back.
"Or else, what?" I asked.
"Or else, I'll find it MYSELF!" he replied.
I then went up to the cash register and blocked it so he couldn't click on it. He would just click on me. Which he probably did, but I still have no idea.
His sidekick joined in, suddenly. "GIVE HIM THE MONEY, OR ELSE WE'LL REPORT YOU ALL!" he said.
This got the diners scared. They mostly all ran out the door, but a few brave ones stayed in their seats. They spoke against the two robbers, but I can't remember what they said. I know someone said "Get out!" at some point, but I can't remember who. It might of been me. I just don't know.
When we all started to report him and tell them to get out and throw snowballs at them, they started to get it. We continued for about six more real minutes, then they admitted defeat, and left.
"Hooray!" everybody, including me, cheered.
And that is the story of the day I worked at the Pizza Parlor. I've gone back to work there several times, but there haven't been anymore robbers.
The End