Everybody (Voldie's Back)
To the tune of Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
A HP filk by Squin
| Harry knocks on the oak front doors of Hogwarts Castle, clutching
Cedric's body and looking pale and scared Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Couch/Moody, Sirius (in Animagus form), Ron, Hermione, and the rest of the teachers and students are in the Entrance Hall; several people gasp Harry: It's Cedric's body! [Cho Chang starts bawling] Everybody! It was a bad night Voldie's back, alright?! There's panic amongst the crowd, while Couch/Moody claps his hands with glee McGonagall: Oh my God he's back again?! Cut to Voldemort and the Death Eaters, at the graveyard place from GOF Voldemort (Death Eaters): Gonna bring the power Show you how Got a question for you Better answer now, yeah Am I the evil one? (Yeah!) Am I the only one? (Yeah!) Am I sexual? Music halts with a screech. All the Death Eaters look around at each other in disgust and horror. Back at Hogwarts, everyone is rolling on the floor laughing. (A/N: Obviously they can see what what's happening via a magical satellite link-up. Work with me here.) Lucius Malfoy looks worriedly at the impatiently waiting Voldemort. Uh, yeah, OK, if you insist, he says. Voldemort looks satisfied. Music resumes. Voldemort: I am everything you need Let's go kill some Muggles now! Cut back to Hogwarts. Harry is very upset. Harry: I'm really sorry Everybody! I tried to get him right But Voldie's back, alright?! Alright?! Dumbledore goes over and pats Harry on the shoulder; Ron and Hermione hug him. McGonagall and Snape notice Couch/Moody singing along with the Death Eaters – he had yelled when everyone else had stopped during the last verse – and go put him in a body bind. Cut back to Voldemort & Co Wormtail: And have it cut off like you just don't care If you want your Master you don't have to yell Cuz He gave me a new silver one oh yeah! Voldemort (Death Eaters): Am I the evil one? (Yeah!) Am I the only one? (Yeah!) Am I all-powerful? [The Death Eaters all look relieved] (Yeah!) I am everything you need Let's go kill some Muggles now! Cut back to Hogwarts Harry: I'm really sorry Everybody! I tried to get him right But Voldie's back, alright?! Dumbledore: Now everybody everywhere Don't be afraid, don't have no fear Gonna tell the world We have to understand As long as there is friendship We can beat that guy again Fudge arrives, Dementor bodyguard in tow Fudge (Dementor): Don't be dotty! (Yeah!) Everybody! He's not back tonight (He's not back toniiight) He can't be back Everyone rolls their eyes at stupid Fudge. Harry, Dumbledore, Snape, McGonagall, Ron and Hermione (Sirius): Don't you worry (Woo-oof!) Everybody! (Woof woof woof woof-woof!) With courage we will fight (Woof woof woof woof-woof!) We will win, alright!! |
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Disclaimer
– All characters and events you recognise from Harry Potter belong to JK Rowling (aka The Goddess)Everybody (Backstreet's Back) belongs to the Backstreet Boys (duh)
A/N – Please forgive me if someone's done this before!! I checked to see if it'd been done, but there're like 30 billion HP fics, I could have missed it This was my first attempt at a so-called Music Video fic, hope it worked :) Inspired by Avada Accio's Death Eater For Life -- my all-time favourite filk. Thank you to Lilith for looking over this for me :)
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