Everybody (Voldie's Back)

To the tune of Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
A HP filk by Squin

Harry knocks on the oak front doors of Hogwarts Castle, clutching Cedric's body and looking pale and scared
Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Couch/Moody, Sirius (in Animagus form), Ron, Hermione, and the rest of the teachers and students are in the Entrance Hall; several people gasp

Harry:
Everybody!
It's Cedric's body! [Cho Chang starts bawling]
Everybody!
It was a bad night
Voldie's back, alright?!

There's panic amongst the crowd, while Couch/Moody claps his hands with glee

McGonagall:
Oh my God he's back again?!

Cut to Voldemort and the Death Eaters, at the graveyard place from GOF

Voldemort (Death Eaters):
Malfoy, Wormtail, everybody sing
Gonna bring the power
Show you how
Got a question for you
Better answer now, yeah
Am I the evil one?
(Yeah!)
Am I the only one?
(Yeah!)
Am I sexual?

Music halts with a screech. All the Death Eaters look around at each other in disgust and horror. Back at Hogwarts, everyone is rolling on the floor laughing. (A/N: Obviously they can see what what's happening via a magical satellite link-up. Work with me here.)

Lucius Malfoy looks worriedly at the impatiently waiting Voldemort. Uh, yeah, OK, if you insist, he says. Voldemort looks satisfied. Music resumes.

Voldemort:
I am everything you need
Let's go kill some Muggles now!

Cut back to Hogwarts. Harry is very upset.

Harry:
Everybody!
I'm really sorry
Everybody!
I tried to get him right
But Voldie's back, alright?! Alright?!

Dumbledore goes over and pats Harry on the shoulder; Ron and Hermione hug him. McGonagall and Snape notice Couch/Moody singing along with the Death Eaters – he had yelled when everyone else had stopped during the last verse – and go put him in a body bind.

Cut back to Voldemort & Co

Wormtail:
Now throw your hand up in the air
And have it cut off like you just don't care
If you want your Master you don't have to yell
Cuz He gave me a new silver one oh yeah!

Voldemort (Death Eaters):
Am I the evil one?
(Yeah!)
Am I the only one?
(Yeah!)
Am I all-powerful? [The Death Eaters all look relieved]
(Yeah!)
I am everything you need
Let's go kill some Muggles now!

Cut back to Hogwarts

Harry:
Everybody!
I'm really sorry
Everybody!
I tried to get him right
But Voldie's back, alright?!

Dumbledore:
Now everybody everywhere
Don't be afraid, don't have no fear
Gonna tell the world
We have to understand
As long as there is friendship
We can beat that guy again

Fudge arrives, Dementor bodyguard in tow

Fudge (Dementor):
Everybody! (Yeah!)
Don't be dotty! (Yeah!)
Everybody!
He's not back tonight (He's not back toniiight)
He can't be back

Everyone rolls their eyes at stupid Fudge.

Harry, Dumbledore, Snape, McGonagall, Ron and Hermione (Sirius):
Everybody! (Woo-oof!)
Don't you worry (Woo-oof!)
Everybody! (Woof woof woof woof-woof!)
With courage we will fight (Woof woof woof woof-woof!)
We will win, alright!!

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Disclaimer – All characters and events you recognise from Harry Potter belong to JK Rowling (aka The Goddess)
Everybody (Backstreet's Back) belongs to the Backstreet Boys (duh)

A/N – Please forgive me if someone's done this before!! I checked to see if it'd been done, but there're like 30 billion HP fics, I could have missed it This was my first attempt at a so-called Music Video fic, hope it worked :) Inspired by Avada Accio's Death Eater For Life -- my all-time favourite filk. Thank you to Lilith for looking over this for me :)

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