DISCLAIMER: I only own the plot. IF it deserves to be called a plot *grins*
SUMMARY: Ever wondered what kind of commercials the SD peeps would be doing should they star in one? Wonder no more, because here's the answer!

~Part One~
Of Shampoos and Hairdyes

Frequent exposure to the sun may result to dry and lifeless hair. Your hair may not shine healthily as before, aside from split ends. But worry no more!
            Introducing a brand new shampoo, ABC! It penetrates deep into your hair roots, reviving them naturally without any side effect! You'll see the result in a matter of days!
            Wait! If you buy now, there's a special gift in store for you! ABC hair dye! It colours your hair like no other dyes, maintaining the hair in its healthy condition! You won't face any hair problems after using ABC hair dye!
            "Yeah, I must say I'm entirely happy with the result of the hair dye," explained Sakuragi, his flaming hair as red as ever. "My locks are now more lively, and a girl actually asked me out on a date! Thank you, ABC Hair Dye!"
            Also available in various colours! Fiery Red…
            [a shot of Sakuragi turning his head, gazing back at the video camera with a thoughtful expression on his face. His hair was shining—as if it was emitting fire (maybe that was indeed a fire)]
            …Stylish Black…
            [a scene of Rukawa cycling energetically—running away from his shinetai "Rukawa! Rukawa! L-O-V-E Rukawa!"]
            …Brownie…
            [Miyagi's smiling face with the sun behind him. His earstud sparkled magnificently—a sight which Ayako herself could not resist]
            …Golden Sunshine…
            [Ookuzu Yuji, the blond in the Sakuragi Army, grinning broadly]
            …Sweet Chocolate…
            [Fujima smiling sweetly—just like the colour of his hair dye]
            …Black and Blue…
            [Mitsui running a hand through his hair]
            …we even have Silvery White!
            [Anzai drinking his tea placidly]
            ABC hair dye is available in every pharmacy there is! Get your ABC shampoo and hair dye today! Don't miss it!

Behind the scene:
Sakuragi: "The tensai protests! This is my natural hair colour! I did NOT dye it!"
Rukawa: *nods—or is he trying to stay awake?* "I'm happy with my own locks, thank you."
Ayako: "Rukawa and Sakuragi agreeing with each other? Wow, this commercial business must be really bad!"
Miyagi: "WHY brownie??? Such a stupid name!!!"
Fujima: "Not forgetting sweet chocolate! What's up with that?"
Ayako: *wipes her drools away—fortunately for her Miyagi did not notice her drooling*
Yuji: "Golden Sunshine?" *makes weird gagging noises*
Mitsui: "Cool it, guys—the commercial's rather cool!"
Director: *nods in agreement—after all, he's the one who arranged it*
Anzai: "I actually dyed mine…"
Mitsui: "ANZAI-SENSEI!!!???" *fainting fit*
Kogure: "Mitsui!"
Rukawa: *jaws open—exceedingly shocked*
Sakuragi: "Now that's scary…"

~Part Two~
Hair Gel

Your hair not sleek enough? Does it look messy all the time? Is your hair weak and dehydrated?
            [Sendoh with his hair down—boy he must've looked ridiculous]
            [Kiyota with his hair uncombed—untidy is an understatement]
            Get our new DEF hair gel! It enables you to shape your hair according to your preferences! Be it gravity defying…
            [Sendoh Akira fishing and hair rustling through his newly gelled hair]
            …or not…
            [Rukawa with his killer eyes barely visible from his bangs]
            …bushy…
            [Sakuragi before his haircut]
            …curtain-like…
            [Koshino wiping his sweaty forehead]
            …muffin-like…
            [the same picture of Miyagi]
            …short and spiky…
            [Mitsui inhaling the fresh air around him—with style]
            …or wavy…
            [Ayako walking down the street confidently, clad in chic outfit]
            …or simply anything! You can decide your own hairdo! Simply apply the gel on to your hair and comb until your choice of hairdo is found. Then, you're ready to go!
            [Sendoh, smiling, signing autographs]
            [Rukawa, still avoiding his shinetai]
            Don't waste a single second! Rush to the nearest pharmacy outlet to get your own DEF hair gel!

Behind the scene:
Miyagi: "First it was brownies…then muffins?! HEY!! I've had enough of muffins already!"
Sendoh: "Just WHERE did you get the video of me with my hair down?"
Koshino: "I warned you not to take that picture of me! Don't you understand simple English (or Japanese, whichever)?"
Miyagi: "And how come you used the same picture those ABC dudes used? Can't you get another?"
Mitsui: "Argh! My nose looks humungous!"
Ayako: "I hate paparazzi's…"
Kiyota: "I like my hair to look untidy, thanks a lot for criticizing it!"
Sakuragi: "Wild monkey is mad…really mad…"
Kiyota: "Yurusei, red monkey!"
Rukawa: "Stupid shinetai…stupid ABC DEF…"
Director: *runs away since everyone is mad with him*

~end of chapter~

Author's Notes: So sorry for the poor English. Did you enjoy it? If you do I might continue with it. Please review before leaving. Thanks a lot for reading! *bows*