AUTHOR NOTES!
Hello people! I'm back with another beautiful fanfic of mine
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My Character Profiles!
Jess (me)
Well, jess is a idiot. Who is wearing a black waist coat top and a pair of jeans.
Brown curly hair and almost grey eyes, not so much a head banger but LOVES Metallica and Iron Maiden
Kelly
Ginger hair, blue eyes, freckles, total head banger,
BIGGER IDIOT
Jess (me dummies): well this wont have a plot.. But lots of little sequels…. Hopefully…
Lock: well duh, you only want more reasons to put moi as the main character….
Jess: no shit Sherlock…..clasp sarcastically
AND FINALLY TO BEGIN THE STORY!
I sat and clicked on the mouse, my eyes glued to the screen. Once again, I was looking at a picture of lock shock and barrel.
The beloved.
The almighty.
And also the ones I was framing my life after…
Kelly sat beside me, banging her head along to KoRn.
I poked her. Was she alive? Maybe.
She looked up, annoyed that I was disturbing her head banging
"Piss off!"
"Retard"
"Idiot"
"Shut up... "
There was a thump from upstairs.
I sighed; my wardrobe door had opened AGAIN. I tore my eyes from the screen and rolled them.
"Godammit…." I moaned, trudging up the stairs. I stopped at the top (yo homie that rhymes XD notice my talent foo)
I had HEARD something, and not just the door creaking, I HEARD VOICES!
"Dammit barrel I knew that was stupid!"
"Yeah well. Shut up…"
"IDIOTS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?"
I opened the door and peeked in.
"Ok… little freaked out here….." I whispered.
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The three voices had belonged to three teens. (Heehaw MY FIC ILL DO WHAT I WANT!).
Two boys and a girl.
Make that two dead boys and a girl…No doubts at all, I knew who these people were…
They whirled around as fast as lightening.
"LOCK!"
"SHOCK!"
"BARREL!"
"You don't have a lollipop," I whined. "Barrel in the movie has a lolly…"
I trailed off prone to the water filling in his eyes
"Lock threw it in the bin" He wailed running down the stairs.
I knew he would regret it, his number 1 fan (ew make that ONLY fan) was down there.
Yup, there's the screaming. Oh and the incessant screaming, say, did I mention the screaming?
From both sides of course.
Shock rolled her eyes and Lock pointed a finger at me.
Me being an idiot. Giggled…
Until he interrogated me,
"Who are you?"
Such a question…
"Who's asking?" I said demurely.
Shock furrowed her brow
"Just answer"
"Why- ok, ok.. uhh. Jess…."
Lock laughed, "weird name"
Suddenly I decided to take the future in my hands and take THE INFAMOUS TRIO TO THE INTERNET!
Ingenious plot.
"Follow me," I said.
They looked confusedly around my room and shrugged, "Better than this dump"
I smiled brightly, "TIS MY AIM CHILDREN!"
"…"
"Just come downstairs….."
We arrived to thumps and yells of RAPE! And CHILD ABUSE!
"yup… This is my friend Kelly," I said while pointing at a wild blur dotting around the room, I also added in a quiet whisper, "she's a little wacko…."
"We can see..."
"Yes I no"
So we left the immature idiots (snigger) to themselves and went to the computer.
A/N YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR MORE
AHAHAHAAH! I LOVE BEING EVIL:)