Smaug turned over the page of the book we was reading but he was a human smaug so he turned it with opposabl thumbs. Like if smaug was a person but with thumbs? Yeah that smaug.

His boyfriend waluigi sat in happyness as smaug read to him

"you know" said waluigi, sexily, "I get really turned on when you read mein kampf to me"

"oh thanks walugi" smaug said to his boyfriend the sexy neo-luigi. "I like reading it to you on this our anniversary of becoming boyrfriends"

"yes" said his boyrfriend" and they sexed.

Suddenly, there was a knock at th door

It was dorian gray!

"Dorian gray!" they in unison as they comed together.

"hey boys. Nice moves!" dorian gray said to waluigi and the human smaug. Doran flipped his golden locks and waluigi and smaug swanned because he was just so beautiful

"durian you look as beautiful as the day I met you"

"haha, walgui" dorn said. "there's no reason fo that. Do not ask questions. I am always beautiful. Want to sex?"

And smaug nodded and so dorian grabbed smaug's big boobs (because smaug has boobs because smaug is a human now with opposable thumb and a giant dragon schlong)

Oh wow! Said dorain you sex so good with your humongous giant dragon semen sausage

"yes"said smaug the human "but what about waluigi"

"it okay," said waluigi. "I can just watch"

"no way in hell" they said in unison "I will suck you off" dorian said

"okay"

Waluigi was okay with it. And so was smaug

"and I will fuck dorian in his beautiful young looking buthole while he suk you off"

"haha good plan" said dorian "also its' not suspicious that my buthole look so young. Nothing to see here! Just a good looking buthole okay lets sex time!"

And they did

"oh, oh, waluigi!" said smaug the human, but smaug was saying it for dorian because dorian's muth was full of pixelated italian cokc.

"oh, dorian!" noth walugi and smaug say, and dorian keep sexing.

Wait! said smaug. We should be using protection!

"you're right! let's get itno a fuck triangle. But wait, we ahev no condoms!" said waluigi

"you're wrong there!" said dorian "I have these diary pages from when I was a young boy a hundred years ago. I mean when my grandfather was a young boy. He was also called dorian. Yes."

"okay!"

They wrapped the diary pages around their throbbing members, and all inserted into each other's gaping bumholes

"oh, oh this feel s so good!" said smaug the human "my human dragon penis feels so good right now oh yes!"

"I'm going to come" said dorian, before he kissed waluigi on the lips!

Dorian came into waluigi who came into smaug who came dragon semen (it's diamonds) into dorian, except even though he's a human dragon he still has dragon dna juice it's a complex system he tehcnically can't reproduce.

"that was a good threesome!" said dorian. "the best I've ever had in years! Not that I'm old or anything"

"yes, that was good sexing" said waluigi, thinking of the good times

They looked at the opend doorway and william shakespeare was there shaking his little william "good show boys" he said, befour winking and tipping his hat and whistling and he walked into the suest.

The End ;)