Shinji woke with a start. He had a nightmare about Asuka attempting suicide and being held in a hospital. He knew it couldn't possibly happen but he was still worried so he went to check her room to make sure she was in her bed safe and sound. As he walked over to her room he heard a weird noise behind him. He turned around to find Pen Pen sleepwalking in the kitchen. Disregarding that he slid open the door to Asuka's room. He could barely make out her silhouette on her bed. Shinji decided to walk closer to get a better look at Asuka when he noticed that her shirt was rolled up and her breasts were poking out of the bottom. Shinji stood still for what seemed like forever before he was brought back by the sudden tightening of his pajama pants. Unable to control his actions, Shinji immediately did what Shinji does best in these situations and began stroking his dick. God she's so hot. Shinji thought as his mind filled with erotic thoughts of Asuka.
"Nnnhh," Shinji heard Asuka mumble as she began to move her hands towards her nipples and began to lightly rub them in her sleep. This is too much for me Shinji thought when he released his seed into his hand. After catching his breath, Shinji whispered, "I'm so fucked up…" and began to leave Asuka's room. When he was sliding her door closed, he heard Asuka grumble, "That was much faster than usual, stupid Shinji. I guess it doesn't take more than me touching my boobs to get you off. That's pretty sad." She was awake the whole time? And she knows about the other times? I'm so fucked. Shinji thought as he risked peeking his head back into room. "What else do you want from me? I thought that if you got your 30 seconds of pleasure you would leave me alone. God sometimes you are just so stupid." What Shinji was planning on doing was apologizing but Asuka was starting to really piss him off.
"Fuck you Asuka! You knew exactly what you were doing! God you can really be such a bitch sometimes!" Shinji yelled while flailing his hands around, splatting his cum all over the room.
"What the fuck is your problem?! I gave you your little pleasure, you should be thanking me!" Asuka yelled back, "And fucking stop flailing your hands everywhere! You're getting your disgusting cum all over my stuff!"
Shinji was immediately embarrassed and brought his hands down to his side, accidentally slapping Pen Pen with his soiled hand. Pen Pen ran away to the bathroom, scarred and crying. "Look what you did! You're disgusting stupid Shinji! The best part is that you came early! HAHA! Wait until I tell everyone at school!" Asuka exclaimed while shooing Shinji out of her room.
"I bet you wouldn't be able to last half as long as me!" Shinji mumbled through gritted teeth.
"Yeah right! I bet you I could!" Asuka replied with a smirk, "How about we prove it. We'll have a masturbating competion!"
"Oh you're on! Next Saturday, right here! Invite everyone you know!" Shinji exclaimed.
"Okay! Bring it, needle dick! And whoever lasts longer will get to punch the other person in the balls, as hard as possible one time!" exclaimed Asuka.
"That isn't even fail," Shinji yelled back, "You don't even have balls!"
"Yeah well that's not my problem!" she spat through gritted teeth, "Just go back to your room stupid! See you Saturday!"