"Here you go Mrs. Weasley." The car dealer said with a wink as he handed Hermione the keys to a brand new Ford Explorer.
Hermione rolled her eyes. Now that she was married, all the boys were coming onto her. If only they'd pay attention to her while she was at school; then maybe they'd had a chance. He took the keys, thanked the dealer and drove her husband's birthday present home.
Ron Weasley was turning 27 today and Hermione wanted to give him a muggle present, in order to continue teaching him about the muggle world. She wanted any children she and Ron decided to have to grow up knowing about muggle and wizarding things. She smiled and turned up the radio; today would be perfect. She'd give Ron his new car, and then they'd take it out to eat dinner.
Hermione pulled the car into the driveway of the small condo that the two had recently bought. Ron came out the front door and his jaw dropped, "What's this?"
"It's a car. Happy birthday! I know you tried to drive the Ford Angelina in 2nd year, and it didn't go so well, but I'll teach you how to drive right, so we can go places in the muggle world." Hermione kissed him on the cheek and handed him the keys.
Ron just looked in shock at the car keys. He examined them for a bit, before he burst into hysterical screams, dropped the keys, and ran into the house.
Hermione ran inside after him and found him sitting peacefully on the couch watching TV, "What was that?" She demanded.
He looked at her completely innocently and said, "But dear, the button said 'panic', so I did."