Shadouge: Daddy's Little Girls
"Daddy, can we play?!" a young, albino hedgebat asked her father.
Shadow sighed and placed his suitcase on the couch and sat on the couch. "Maria, I just got home from work."
Eight year old Maria looked at father with her glistening, red eyes. "Pleeeeeease, daddy" she begged.
Shadow sighed. "Fine, we'll play hide and seek. I'll count to one hundred and you hide." he replied.
"Okay!" his daughter cheered before running off.
"1...2...3...4-" Shadow stopped when his daughter was nowhere in sight and turned on the TV to some popular cop show.
"Oh Shaddyyyyyy, you home?!" a voice called out, which belonged to his sexy wife, Rouge.
Shadow rolled his eyes. "Yeeeeah, I'm home."
Rouge came out wearing her normal catsuit that she used to wear before she was pregnant. She placed her hands on her hips and bit her bottom lip, giving a seductive look to her.
"Rouge, why are you dressed in your outfit?" Shadow asked. "Are the people are from Sego coming over?"
"First it's SEGA." Rouge corrected. "Second, no I'm just trying old outfits from before when I was pregnant and this still fits perfectly! Guess my workout CDs did wonders." she praised.
Shadow sighed, not caring. Rouge flew over to him and sat on his lap. "Annnnnnd, I booked our second honeymoon on Seaside Beach." she teased.
"What?! Why would we need a second honeymoon? When we already had a first?!" Shadow asked. "Do you know how much it costs us?!"
"Oh I got it for a steal." Rouge replied. "We're going to be going to the beach, surfing, playing tennis, eating cuisine, going on a tour bus around the island. Oh, doesn't that sound romantic?"
"More like expensive to me." Shadow deadpanned.
"Oh hush." his wife replied. "Remember last night when we were doing it and I suggested a second honeymoon?"
"I wasn't saying yes to that!" Shadow protested.
Suddenly the door opened, which revealed Shadow and Rouge's eldest daughter, Topaz the Hedgebat, who just came home from school.
"Damn teachers! Damn homework! Damn Damn Damn!" the white hedgebat called out. Shadow and Rouge froze, hearing their daughter cussing. The white furred, red eyed hedgebat sat on the couch next to her parents with a pouting face, crossing her arms.
"So..how was school, dear?" Rouge asked awkwardly.
"It was a damn mess!" Topaz replied.
"Young lady, you do not say that word in this house or anywhere!" Shadow instructed.
"What? Mess?" Topaz asked.
"No, Da-..I mean the "D- word"." Shadow replied to his daughter.
"Why not?" she asked.
"Because it's a bad word and you shouldn't be saying that." Rouge replied for Shadow.
"But mom, dad says it all the time, even around me and Maria." Topaz said, which made Rouge glare at her husband.
"Oh really.." Rouge said which made Shadow's eyes widened in fear.
"Yeah, when he's mad or I heard him say it last night." Topaz replied.
"What?!" Rouge and Shadow said in unison.
"Yeah, I heard you guys! Dad said "Damn..keep sucking, baby...damn..damn.." " Topaz explained.
"She must've heard us…" Rouge thought in fear.
"I can't believe this girl heard me and her mother..doing it" Shadow thought.
"Sweetie...now before you panic..-" Rouge started.
"Don't worry, I learned about this in Sex-ed." Topaz assured.
"You take a sex-ed class?!" Shadow asked.
"Yeah, she barely teaches us anything, so I learned from reading her erotic fanfiction." Topaz explained innocently. "You two were just doing what adults do."
Rouge glared at her daughter as her eyes had a flame in her pupils. With one whack, Rouge slapped both her daughter and husband.
"OW!" they cried in unison.
"Why did you hit me too?!" Shadow asked.
"Because our daughter was swearing a storm and reading smut and you're the one who keeps cursing around our kids!" Rouge snapped.
"I do not curse around them, dammit!" Shadow replied.
"You just proved my point! If you keep doing this, I'll make you regret being created!" Rouge threatened.
"Why are we arguing in front of the kid?!" Shadow asked.
"Daddy, you said you were gonna count to one hundred and look for me!" a voice called out. The family turned around and saw Maria flying towards Rouge. The bat mother caught her daughter and hugged her.
"Maria, where were you, baby?" Rouge asked.
"I was hiding on the powerlines, momma." Maria replied.
"What?! Maria, I told you a hundred times not to go there, it's dangerous!" Rouge instructed.
"I knoooow but they make a good hiding place." Maria replied. Rouge sat her daughter down next to Topaz. Rouge glared at her family and crossed her arms.
"We're all in trouble, aren't we?" Shadow, Maria, and Topaz asked in unison. Rouge shook her head in shame before answering.
"Damn straight."