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Separate or United?
Healthy or Insane?~lyrics segment from Audioslave's Be Yourself
Here it is:
United? Ha! You must be joking.
There's no possible way we could be, not when we lie to each other the way we do. I lie. They lie. I lie and say I'm fine when I'm not. Reid lies about Austin and how they're still dating. Morgan and Garcia are lying when they say they aren't seeing anyone.
JJ lies when she says things are going well with Will. Prentiss and Rossi lie about their love lives. Neither of them actually see anyone.
Healthy? You're running out of jokes. Honestly.
You think the still grieving father is alright? Or the secret lovers, Garcia and Morgan. Or the socially inept brainiac? What about loveless Rossi and Prentiss? Do you think they're healthy?
You think someone about to leave her boyfriend is healthy? You must be insane.