Inspired by the prompt "Misdialed Numbers"
Chapter One
It was a dreary Wednesday night, and Lynda just wanted some pizza. Seeing as how the nearest pizza place was ten miles away, and she was in no state to walk that far, she decided to have it delivered. She whipped out her cell phone and dialed.
"Hello? Who's this, then?"
"Oops, sorry! I think I got the wrong number. This isn't Domino's, is it?"
"Domino's? Just what're you goin' on about?! How did you even call here? ...wait, I recognize that voice...Lynda, is that you?"
"Sorry, do I-"
"It IS you! I thought I'd remembered you from somewhere, an' I'm not often wrong. How are you?"
"Oh, you know, I'm doing great. Just wonderful..." *I have no idea who you are, but I'm fine!* Lynda thought.
"That's nice. I'm still travelin' about in me ship. Got places to go, things to see, an' all that. Speakin' o which, did you ever go 'see the stars' like you wanted to?"
How does he know that I wanted to travel? I shouldn't be surprised; I do tend to ramble to anyone who'll listen...
"Oi! Lynda? You still there?"
"Yeah! Um, No, I never went to different galaxies or anything. But this one time I went to Kyoto, and all the cast of Big Brother 504 were there! All me ol' mates! And..."
Three hours later they were still on the phone line, sharing stories and asking questions and laughing hysterically.
"...and THAT'S when she turned to me and said-"
"-I knew we should've turned left! AH HA HA HAA! You know, I must've heard that exact same story ten times and it's STILL FUNNY!"
"Haha, yeah. Doctor, you still got your hair all short?"
"Sort of, Yeah. Mind you, Captain Jack's been sayin'-"
"Captain Jack? Who's he? Oh, was he the cute one with the leather?"
"Ha! Jack? Leather? Cute? I'm making an effort not to be insulted! Captain Jack may look 'cute' in leather, but I look FANTASTIC."
~oOo~
Okay, if you haven't figured this one out by now, check your glasses. This was like 90% hints.