Disclaimer: No, unfortunately, I do not own them. Any idea where I could purchase my own Weiss Kreuz characters? TV Shop?
Warnings: Yaoi (duh!), bad language, Farfie playing with all kinds of stuff - major god-hurting…
A/N: Okay, so I decided to try again. I've checked the spelling and all, so it should be pretty safe to read… Though, me being me, I've jumped over something really embarrassing and you all just laugh and laugh and laugh… *shrug*
Some random Schwartz and Weiss ficcie…
By Twinkie
Part 1: Ice-cream!
[Nagi and Omi had been dating for a long time. As they had realized that this was 'it'; 'it' being an 'eternal' kind of relationship (and after they almost got caught and put to jail for having sex in public places) they decided it was time to reveal everything to their respective team-mates.]
~Schwarz's household~
[Everybody is sitting at the table. It is breakfast time]
Nagi: *eating his cereal* Guys, I'm having a relationship full of hot and steamy sex with one of the Weiss boys. We love each other and are planning to get married.
Farfie: *giggles * That'll ought to hurt God…
Schu: Sex?
Bradley: *turns a page of his newspaper* I've seen that coming a long time…
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~Weiss household~
[Omi is making a flower-arrangement, Yoji is sprawled on top of the cashier, Ken is attempting to play football with a flowerpot, and Aya just looks cranky]
Omi: Ano, Aya-kun, Yoji-kun, Ken-kun? There is something I want to tell you…
Yoji: *yawns* You have sex with the Schwartz kid regularly, you love each other and plan to get married. We know…
Aya: *looking even crankier* You've been talking to Schu again, haven't you?
Ken: Can we go to McDonald's? I'm hungry…
Omi: *hand to head *
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[So, in an attempt to get their team-mates know each other better, Nagi and Omi arranged a meeting between the Schwartz and Weiss in the nearest ice-cream shop.]
Omi: *sits beside Nagi, they're holding hands* I think everybody already knows each other…
Yoji and Schu: *disappear under the table where can be heard strange noises afterwards*
Aya: I want to get out of here…
Brad: *turns another page of his precious newspaper* I knew you were going to say that…
Farfie: *to Ken* Here, kitty, kitty, kitty… Come and play…
Ken: *from under his chair* Get away from me, you perv!
[The employees of the ice-cream shop look like they would like to throw the whole bunch out of the door, and surely would do that, if it were not the fact that Farfie with his eye-patch and super cool set of new knives in the reach of his hand scared them shitless.]
Omi: Uhm, we were thinking that maybe you would want to give us some advises or something like that for the future life…
[Yoji and Schu's heads appear from under the table]
Yoji: *panting* Never have unprotected sex with anyone.
Schu: *nods* Especially with people whom you've never spoken to, or someone you've picked up from the street.
Omi and Nagi: *blank stares* Gee, thanks.
Schu and Yoji: *in unison* You're welcome!
[They disappear again from the sight
Aya and Brad snort. None of them seems to notice the terrified shouting and maniacal laughter from the background. Ken (the one who is yelling) is running for his dear life, being chased by Farfie (the one who is laughing maniacally).]
Farfie: Kitty, kitty, don't run away from me… Together we'll hurt God! *Somehow manages to lick his knife without slicing his tongue at the process of running*
Ken: *runs even harder* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
[The employees of the ice-cream shop run after Farfie who is running after Ken, screaming the duo to stop running and get the hell out of their shop, and together they manage to scare all the other customers away and into hiding]
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[Later that evening, Omi and Nagi are cuddling in Omi's bed]
Omi: So, what'll we do tomorrow?
Nagi: Well, that ice-cream shop would've been nice, but I guess it's out of the question. I cannot understand why they told us to never come back again. Farfie was acting so nicely… Some service…
Omi: Poor Farfie. Why did they especially forbid him to even look at the shop? That is beyond me…
Nagi: He must be devastated. He loves ice-cream…
Omi: But didn't one of the shopkeepers say to the police that 'the red head almost had sex on the table with that lanky smoker' or something like that?
Nagi: *frowns* Now that you mention it, yes, I can recall something like that… Didn't we almost do the same in school? In the cafeteria?
Omi: *smiling wickedly* I'm sure we've tried that, and many more things… Well, now that we are talking about it, what would you think if we had one round again ourselves…?
Nagi: Okie.
[They get into action]
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Twinkie: *blinkblink* I have a good explanation! I swear! I've had too much chocolate today!
Omi: Keep repeating that and maybe you'll believe it yourself one day………
Twinkie: *glare* It's true! But anyways……… Would you, please, Nagi-chan…?
Nagi: *a long-suffering sigh* Please review, and you'll make Twinkie very happy.
Twinkie: *bright smile* Yeah! Come on, people, review: should I continue this or not? I will not continue if no one reviews…*pout*
Omi: *almost inaudible mumble* Say 'no' so we'll get out of this misery…
Twinkie: What was that?
Omi: Nothing… *with fake smile* Make her happy, and you'll make us happy. *points to Nagi and himself*
Nagi: And we don't have to sleep in the balcony again…
Twinkie: What on earth are you babbling about? You've never slept in the balcony! *innocent smile*
Nagi: *something that sounds like a 'liar' is being muttered*
Warnings: Yaoi (duh!), bad language, Farfie playing with all kinds of stuff - major god-hurting…
A/N: Okay, so I decided to try again. I've checked the spelling and all, so it should be pretty safe to read… Though, me being me, I've jumped over something really embarrassing and you all just laugh and laugh and laugh… *shrug*
Some random Schwartz and Weiss ficcie…
By Twinkie
Part 1: Ice-cream!
[Nagi and Omi had been dating for a long time. As they had realized that this was 'it'; 'it' being an 'eternal' kind of relationship (and after they almost got caught and put to jail for having sex in public places) they decided it was time to reveal everything to their respective team-mates.]
~Schwarz's household~
[Everybody is sitting at the table. It is breakfast time]
Nagi: *eating his cereal* Guys, I'm having a relationship full of hot and steamy sex with one of the Weiss boys. We love each other and are planning to get married.
Farfie: *giggles * That'll ought to hurt God…
Schu: Sex?
Bradley: *turns a page of his newspaper* I've seen that coming a long time…
**********************
~Weiss household~
[Omi is making a flower-arrangement, Yoji is sprawled on top of the cashier, Ken is attempting to play football with a flowerpot, and Aya just looks cranky]
Omi: Ano, Aya-kun, Yoji-kun, Ken-kun? There is something I want to tell you…
Yoji: *yawns* You have sex with the Schwartz kid regularly, you love each other and plan to get married. We know…
Aya: *looking even crankier* You've been talking to Schu again, haven't you?
Ken: Can we go to McDonald's? I'm hungry…
Omi: *hand to head *
******************
[So, in an attempt to get their team-mates know each other better, Nagi and Omi arranged a meeting between the Schwartz and Weiss in the nearest ice-cream shop.]
Omi: *sits beside Nagi, they're holding hands* I think everybody already knows each other…
Yoji and Schu: *disappear under the table where can be heard strange noises afterwards*
Aya: I want to get out of here…
Brad: *turns another page of his precious newspaper* I knew you were going to say that…
Farfie: *to Ken* Here, kitty, kitty, kitty… Come and play…
Ken: *from under his chair* Get away from me, you perv!
[The employees of the ice-cream shop look like they would like to throw the whole bunch out of the door, and surely would do that, if it were not the fact that Farfie with his eye-patch and super cool set of new knives in the reach of his hand scared them shitless.]
Omi: Uhm, we were thinking that maybe you would want to give us some advises or something like that for the future life…
[Yoji and Schu's heads appear from under the table]
Yoji: *panting* Never have unprotected sex with anyone.
Schu: *nods* Especially with people whom you've never spoken to, or someone you've picked up from the street.
Omi and Nagi: *blank stares* Gee, thanks.
Schu and Yoji: *in unison* You're welcome!
[They disappear again from the sight
Aya and Brad snort. None of them seems to notice the terrified shouting and maniacal laughter from the background. Ken (the one who is yelling) is running for his dear life, being chased by Farfie (the one who is laughing maniacally).]
Farfie: Kitty, kitty, don't run away from me… Together we'll hurt God! *Somehow manages to lick his knife without slicing his tongue at the process of running*
Ken: *runs even harder* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
[The employees of the ice-cream shop run after Farfie who is running after Ken, screaming the duo to stop running and get the hell out of their shop, and together they manage to scare all the other customers away and into hiding]
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[Later that evening, Omi and Nagi are cuddling in Omi's bed]
Omi: So, what'll we do tomorrow?
Nagi: Well, that ice-cream shop would've been nice, but I guess it's out of the question. I cannot understand why they told us to never come back again. Farfie was acting so nicely… Some service…
Omi: Poor Farfie. Why did they especially forbid him to even look at the shop? That is beyond me…
Nagi: He must be devastated. He loves ice-cream…
Omi: But didn't one of the shopkeepers say to the police that 'the red head almost had sex on the table with that lanky smoker' or something like that?
Nagi: *frowns* Now that you mention it, yes, I can recall something like that… Didn't we almost do the same in school? In the cafeteria?
Omi: *smiling wickedly* I'm sure we've tried that, and many more things… Well, now that we are talking about it, what would you think if we had one round again ourselves…?
Nagi: Okie.
[They get into action]
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Twinkie: *blinkblink* I have a good explanation! I swear! I've had too much chocolate today!
Omi: Keep repeating that and maybe you'll believe it yourself one day………
Twinkie: *glare* It's true! But anyways……… Would you, please, Nagi-chan…?
Nagi: *a long-suffering sigh* Please review, and you'll make Twinkie very happy.
Twinkie: *bright smile* Yeah! Come on, people, review: should I continue this or not? I will not continue if no one reviews…*pout*
Omi: *almost inaudible mumble* Say 'no' so we'll get out of this misery…
Twinkie: What was that?
Omi: Nothing… *with fake smile* Make her happy, and you'll make us happy. *points to Nagi and himself*
Nagi: And we don't have to sleep in the balcony again…
Twinkie: What on earth are you babbling about? You've never slept in the balcony! *innocent smile*
Nagi: *something that sounds like a 'liar' is being muttered*