This is set in Harry Potter's seventh year at Hogwarts. This is not my idea of what should have happened (not at ALL!) but a just a funny way in which it could have happened (not if the writer is J.K. Rowling, obviously) and yeah, I hope you enjoy it!
(I know my first chapter is really short but yeah, it's just the setting and stuff)
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"OK… let's try again… Um, hey Ginny. You know, I thought it was about time, so yah, how about we marry heh?" I said nervously to my reflection in the mirror. was sonot working out. It didn't even sound romantic at all. Argghh! Why couldn't women just propose? Yes, the boy who flippin' lived, struggling to propose.
But, somehow, a few days later, I was on my knees, in The Three Broomsticks, with Butterbeer all over my mouth, muttering something I hope she understood. Well, she said "Yes! Of course Harry!" to whatever she heard. She must have understood, though, right? I mean, I was on my knees.
And a few months later, we were both smiling so hard I thought our faces were gonna crack in half (but luckily, they didn't), both saying "I do" (I'm sure she understood now!). Oh, and guess who the priest was! Well, of course Snivellus refused to be the priest even though we really wanted him to be, with, you know his dramatic voice and all; but instead we got Dobby. It was the first wedding he ever he went to he had to stand on all of Hermione's books to see us but he was really happy. The Room of Requirement was an amazing place to have a wedding in, seeing as it was already decorated. Ginny was wearing a pretty white dress which made her look less ugly than usual (I joke, I joke!), OK, which made her look even prettier than usual, same thing, just a different phrasing.
"Harry..." Ginny said worryingly when we were both alone in the Common Room (yeah, we still go to Hogwarts!)
"Yah, wassup?"
"Well... you know how you want to go around looking for horcruxes, I don't you should go. It's too dangerous, Harry!"
"No it's not! Bumble Bee (Dumbledore) told me I have to!"
"But..." "Ginny, I have to do this, I'll find all of them and then it'll all be finished, don't worry." I said kindly and gently. I know she only means well, but hey, we only married a couple of days ago!
And now, here I am, number twelve Grimmauld Place, with the geek (only joking Hermione's a nice friend) and my carrot sidekick (only joking (again) Ron is my bestest friend in the whole world). "I thought Dumbledore told you where all the horcruxes were." The carrot whined. Again . He looked like he was gonna cry. Stoopid cry-baby.
"No, he didn't. I already told you that, remember?"
"Yeah, Harry already told you, Ron" Hermione repeated. Gosh, this was going to be tedious work.
"Oh….OK, I forgot" I nearly burst out laughing he sounded so much like Lennie in Of Mice and Men. "But then, where are we gonna go? I mean do we have any clues?" He asked.
"Oh I read somewhere that…that… well actually, I haven't read anythingabout horcruxes, how come?" Hermione sounded very confused.
"Well, obviously, you fish, first, hardly anyone even knows what horcruxes are; and secondly, do you really think Voldy-"
"Don't say it!" The poor boy nearly had a heart attack.
"Actually, I didn't even say Voldemort" I retorted, making sure I said the-one-who-must-not-be-named's name very clearly, as to hear every syllable very well. "Anyways, I think Voldy makes him sound less mean, don't you think? So, as I was saying, I doubt Voldy will really tell everyone where his soul bits are."
"OH-EM-GEE! Harry, you're right!" Hermione finally got it, but for some reason, she sounded surprised.
"Of course I am. Me and him are connected, remember?" I said touching my lovely scar.
"Oh, yes, yes, of course" She said solemnly. My scar, Voldy and me are always touchy subjects. I wonder why?
"So… where are we going to go?" Ron asked, trying to break the silence, or perhaps reminding us that he existed.
"All my life, I felt like I was missing something, you know, in here" I told tem emotionally, putting my hand over my heart. "And now I think it is really time to go to Disneyland."
"What…um, Disneyland?" Hermione seemed quite confused.
"Well, yeah, I mean, I never went there because of the cruel Dursleys" I told her putting my cute face on even though I had already been told it looked more like a grimace.
"Yeah… I'm sure we'll find loads of clues!" She replied, seeming convinced.
"What's that land thing?" Ron asked.
"It's a big place with rides and stuff, you'll see when we get there." I answered him.
"OK, and where is it?" "I think we should go to the one in Florida, seeing as Voldy doesn't speak French." I thought it was very clever of me to have thought of hat before Hermione did.
"Yeah, of course I already thought of that and I think the best way to get there is flying." She said, just to contradict me.
"Yeah, broomsticks rock!" I shouted happily punching the air while Ron was just trying to practise his flying without a broomstick, he didn't seem to do well at all.
"Of course not. I meant flying, as in aeroplanes." She had to ruin everything.
"What? Why would you just waste money while we can just use our broomsticks?" I was shell-shocked.
"Because it's much safer."
"Well I don't care 'cause I survived Voldy's attack when I was a baby!" I made them remember my tragic past that made me so famous.
"How about we go by Floo Powder? That's much easier!" Ron exclaimed.
"Well I've got the Floo Powder and seeing as I want to go by aeroplane, I won't give you any. Go find your own." Hermione said pompusly.
"Huh! I see how it is: Fine we'll see who gets there first!" He tried to flick his hair but remembered his hair wasn't long enough and marched off angrily.
I couldn't beleive they hadn't asked me my opinion on all of this!
"So Harry, which side you on?"
"Eh? I'm flying there, by broomstick. We'll see who gets there first, huh? See ya!" And I hurried away before she could scream at me.
The thing is, I realised way too late that Hermione had my broomstick and her tiny bag that could practically carry the whole Earth.