Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ill-tempered Ratchet the Hatchet. To ensure the proper behavior, please read this manual.
Technical Specifications:
Name: Ratchet
Orientation:None
Alignment: Autobot
Manufacturer: Bots R' Us, Autobot City, Earth
Date of Production: 3/13/10
Coloring: Red and White
Height: 56 Ft
Weight: 4 Tons
Installation:
Your Ratchet comes already made. All you have to do is plug the cable inside his neck to a car. Viola! You have a robotic life form. Remember though to unplug the cable as he Will drain it of power.
Accessories:
Your Ratchet comes with
A handy communicator
A lovely silver throwing wrench
A picture of him and First Aid
Medic Grade High-Grade
Compatibility:
Optimus Prime: Your Ratchet will follow him to the last breath. Be careful though that your Optimus Prime actually shows up for medical appointments.
Ironhide: Friendly to annoyance. Your Ratchet will get fed up with having to repair him all the time and will break out that High-Grade.
Sideswipe: Extreme Idiocy to lover. You have been warned. Wrenches will fly.
Sunstreaker: Same with Sideswipe. Except just that much more vain about it.
Prowl: Worried for him. Your Sideswipe and Sunstreaker units will cause your Prowl to crash causing Ratchet to fix him.
Function Settings:
Medic: Your Ratchet will come in this mode. He will fix any broken thing from machinery to humans.
Drinking Buddy:This where you worry for your Ratchet. He has an addiction to High-Grade and will drink any after a hard shift in the med-bay.
Party Animal: This will only be unlocked after Drinking Buddy. Your Ratchet will be too far gone to see the police at the door.
Autobot: Your Ratchet is a sparked Autobot. He will not become a Decepticon no matter what.
Needs:
Your Ratchet will require three cubes of Energon a day which you must order separately. He will try to work himself to death so make sure he has that Energon and have a First Aid or Swoop unit man the med bay while he recharges for 8 hours.
Troubleshooting:
Q: My Ratchet isn't fixing the injuries of my Sunstreaker and Sideswipe!
A:This is what we mean by idiocy. Please remind your Sunstreaker and Sideswipe that your Ratchet has a wrench.
Q: My Ratchet is throwing screwdrivers instead of wrenches!
A: Your Ratchet may have lost his wrench which you will have to find for him, or get your Sunstreaker and Sideswipe to do for you as their punishment. He may also have forgotten what a wrench is. Gently inform him of what a wrench is and he will get the picture.
Q: My Ratchet is flirting with my First Aid!
A: Gently inform your Ratchet that First Aid does not like being molested. If he does, lock the two in a room and play romantic music through the air duct.