I wrote this while trying to think up more chapters for Dark Shadows…
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The International Videogame Mascot Show, (I.V.M.S.) for short.
Sonic walked through the large glass doors, the people gathered outside where still screaming for his autograph. He finally spied the tabled with the name tags and picked his up.
The dinning room was packed! Finding a seat, he ordered a whiskey sour.
"Hey, if-a it ain't-a Sonic!"
Turning around he saw Luigi standing there.
"Good to see you again and for god's sake drop the fake accent!"
"Alright, alright," he took the seat opposite from Sonic. The waitress walked up, "Hey get me a rum and coke, sweet cheeks." He said as he slapped her ass.
She smacked him over the head with her tray and left.
"What's her problem?" Luigi asked.
"She probably doesn't like getting her ass slapped by a second rate, fake Italian plumber." Sonic said coolly.
"Go easy on the second-rate talk. You don't want me to bring up Sonic Underground, do you?"
"Okay, fine, consider it dropped. So where's your brother?"
"He got drunk and went home with Gex. Oh crap, here comes Crash, pretend we don't see him."
"Hey guts," Crash said.
"So Sonic, what do you think about the economy."
"I don't really know I haven't put much thought into it."
"No one loves me." Crash burst into tears and ran out of the dining room.
"Thank god." Sonic said wiping his brow.
"You said it."
"Did they let that stupid Pikachu in this year?"
"No," Luigi said with a shake of his head, "not after last year when he got drunk and mooned the photographers posing as Bubsy."
Sonic laughed, "I remember when that showed up in the papers. I thought I was going to die laughing!"
"Seriously now, can you get me into Sonic Adventure 3?"
"No, sorry. Not working out at Nintendo?"
"Are you kidding me!" Luigi said, "you'd think they would remember me! I'm just Mario's freaking brother! That stupid @#$!ing Toad's been in more games than me!"
"Changing the subject, you still seeing Daisy."
"Who? Of right that chick everybody thought would go great with me. All she wanted to do was talk about Mario! She even cried out her name when we were in bed! Damn!" Luigi slammed his fist down to emphasize his point. His beeper went of. "Damn it's Nintendo, looks like they want me to do another twelve second cameo again. I'll catch you next year Sonic."
"Yeah, see ya." Sonic took a long sip of his drink, "This gets worse every year." He thought.
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We'll that's my first attempt at doing a humour fic. Comments people.
All of the characters that appeared here are not owned by me. They are owned by companies to numerous to name.
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The International Videogame Mascot Show, (I.V.M.S.) for short.
Sonic walked through the large glass doors, the people gathered outside where still screaming for his autograph. He finally spied the tabled with the name tags and picked his up.
The dinning room was packed! Finding a seat, he ordered a whiskey sour.
"Hey, if-a it ain't-a Sonic!"
Turning around he saw Luigi standing there.
"Good to see you again and for god's sake drop the fake accent!"
"Alright, alright," he took the seat opposite from Sonic. The waitress walked up, "Hey get me a rum and coke, sweet cheeks." He said as he slapped her ass.
She smacked him over the head with her tray and left.
"What's her problem?" Luigi asked.
"She probably doesn't like getting her ass slapped by a second rate, fake Italian plumber." Sonic said coolly.
"Go easy on the second-rate talk. You don't want me to bring up Sonic Underground, do you?"
"Okay, fine, consider it dropped. So where's your brother?"
"He got drunk and went home with Gex. Oh crap, here comes Crash, pretend we don't see him."
"Hey guts," Crash said.
"So Sonic, what do you think about the economy."
"I don't really know I haven't put much thought into it."
"No one loves me." Crash burst into tears and ran out of the dining room.
"Thank god." Sonic said wiping his brow.
"You said it."
"Did they let that stupid Pikachu in this year?"
"No," Luigi said with a shake of his head, "not after last year when he got drunk and mooned the photographers posing as Bubsy."
Sonic laughed, "I remember when that showed up in the papers. I thought I was going to die laughing!"
"Seriously now, can you get me into Sonic Adventure 3?"
"No, sorry. Not working out at Nintendo?"
"Are you kidding me!" Luigi said, "you'd think they would remember me! I'm just Mario's freaking brother! That stupid @#$!ing Toad's been in more games than me!"
"Changing the subject, you still seeing Daisy."
"Who? Of right that chick everybody thought would go great with me. All she wanted to do was talk about Mario! She even cried out her name when we were in bed! Damn!" Luigi slammed his fist down to emphasize his point. His beeper went of. "Damn it's Nintendo, looks like they want me to do another twelve second cameo again. I'll catch you next year Sonic."
"Yeah, see ya." Sonic took a long sip of his drink, "This gets worse every year." He thought.
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We'll that's my first attempt at doing a humour fic. Comments people.
All of the characters that appeared here are not owned by me. They are owned by companies to numerous to name.