"It's another fine day on Pondgea, ain't it Buhdeuce?" SwaySway asked his best friend as both of them were bouncing about inside the rocket fan.
"I know, brah! I just hope that we'll become iconic enough to be remembered by everyone!" Buhdeuce remarked as he began rubbing his butt cheeks. "I want these buns to shine brighter than Bap showering the planet with bread!"
"Speaking of bread, we got this special delivery to this weird place called the Smash Mansion..." SwaySway stated as he was looking at a card, squinting at it. "I have no idea what that is, but I think it's pretty cool!"
"Should I look it up on the web to see what it is?" Buhdeuce suggested as he pulled out his laptop.
SwaySway nodded as he gave Buhdeuce a fist bump. "Yeah! Let's kick this baby to overdrive!"
"All right!" Buhdeuce exclaimed as he then slammed his butt cheeks down on the laptop. "Booty kick!"
The screen turned on, and the small round green duck began typing quickly. Several results then popped up.
"Uh, Sway, I think this is it." Buhdeuce remarked as he showed the laptop screen to SwaySway.
"...Why are there two giant floating gloves?" SwaySway commented, as he and Buhdeuce ended up in a violent storm with both of them screaming as the rain heavily poured on the van, with lightning zapping it as it fried the two anthropomorphic ducks and all the various loafs of bread inside, turning them into roasted duck as they looked at each other and screamed, the van falling into a giant whirlpool below as it began spinning violently.
"Aww bubble nuggets!" Buhdeuce exclaimed as he and SwaySway were unable to do anything, being sucked into the water as the van disappeared entirely. What will be of their toasted fates?
