Once upon a time, there lived a two potatoes. These two potatoes were in love with each but they didn't have the courage to tell each other their feelings. Why? They were best friends. The two potatoes were afraid that the other will hate the other potato for thinking that way so they kept it to themselves. But when will they ever confess?

Then one night, someone snatched one of the potatoes and the other was running to catch up with the other. Let's call the girl potato "Potato A" and boy potato "Potato B". Potato B ran as fast as his one leg could go but he wasn't that fast enough. He fell on the floor and began to weep. "Potato A…why? Why couldn't I just say I love you?"

Potato B kept crying and crying until he was snatched up as well.

~5 days later~

"Hello! Welcome to McDonald's. What would you like to order today?" the cash register asked the man in the black suit.

"Hmm…I would like a large box of French fries and 20 chicken nuggets," he opened his wallet as he said it.

"Ok…that'll be $20 please," the register blah blah blah. Let's get to the juicy part.

Potato B opened his eyes as he found himself in an unfamiliar place. He was laying down on something squishy. He turns to see other potatoes in the same position as him. Potato B screams as he gets up. Not only because there were other potatoes like him but that they're all…dead.

"AHHHHH! Someone save me!"

Potato B knew that voice. It was Potato A in the hands of a human!

"Potato A!" he shouts and it caught Potato A's attention.

"Potato B! Please help me. I don't want to die now. I still haven't told you something but you'll probably hate me," Potato A cries.

Potato B runs closely to Potato A and lands next to the human. "If you're going to die then I will too," Potato B confidently states.

"NO! Run away! I don't want you-" Potato B shushed Potato A and kiss her on the lips.

"Listen, before we both die, I just wanted to say that…I love you. Not just as a friend but as a lover thingy. I wish to be with you forever up in Potato Heaven. Do you feel the same way?"

Potato A is in shock and begins blushing. "Oh yes. I feel the same way too."

The human spots Potato B and grabs him in his other hand. Potato A and B smile at each other as they get put into the hot, boiling oil.

THE END