Edward Should Be Dumb, Emmet Shouldn't Snort Candy

by AllApologies451994

This is just random stupidity, so if you like that kind of stuff you will LOVE this story! Written by my friend Hoops and me. The title should be enough of a summary. Just read it. You know you want to. One-Shot.

Edward Should Be Dumb!
And Emmet Shouldn't Snort Candy!

A/N- The following story was written by Hoops1996 and me. I just wanted to give her credit. You rock Hoops (aka Biscuit Lady!) PS: It was written around Easter. Hope that clears things up.

Disclaimer- AllApologies: I don't own Twilight. Do you, Hoops?

Hoops: Yup, I shore do!

-Glares at her-

Hoops: Fine, fine. I DON'T own Twilight. You happy?

AllApologies: Yup. Now I can say I own it!

Hoops: AllApologies! Quit lying! Gosh!

AllApologies: Fine, neither me OR Hoops own Twilight.

Hoops: Better.

Edward: Bella, love, it's almost time to hide the Easter Eggs!

Bella: I know! Let me finish this last egg.

Emmet: Can I hide the Easter Eggs? –puppy dog face-

Bella: Sure Emmet. But don't hide them too easily. Nessie is increasing in her smartability skills.

Edward: Don't you mean intelligence?

Bella: Just shut up!

Edward: What did I do?

Bella: You always correct me. –rolls eyes- And you're always showing off your smartical skills.

Edward: I'm sorry my Bella Wella. –Edward kisses Bella on the forehead-

Bella: I forgive you Eddy Weddy!

-Emmet walks into the kitchen door-

Emmet: Okay, I'm back.

Edward: Alright, lets go tell Nessie she can seek the eggs.

Bella: There you go again!

Edward: Okay, I'm seriously lost. I know I corrected you, but what did I do this time?

Bella: You keep using fancy words! Why can't you be like a normal person and say find instead of seek?

Edward: Okay, I'm sorry but I'm not a normal person if you haven't noticed!

Bella: Did you just call me dumb?

Edward: No! Of course not! Can we settle this later? We're going to miss Nessie FINDING her eggs.

Bella: Okay.

Edward: Emmet's being really quiet.

Bella: Yea, that's not normal

-Emmet has his back turned to Edward and Bella and he is twitching-

-Emmet turns around-

Emmet: What?

-Emmet has a pack of Smarties in his hand and a Smartie up his nose-

Bella: O my gosh Emmet! How dare you!

Edward: Emmmeeettt!

Bella: Edward I think I need to call Hoops.

Edward: I think you should! –Edward shakes his head up and down-

-Bella calls Hoops-

Bella: Emmet, Hoops is coming over to talk to you.

Emmet: Okay dokay!

-Hoops walks though the kitchen door-

Hoops: So, is this one –points at Emmet- having problems with snorting candy?

Bella: Yup.

-Hoops walks over to Emmet-

Hoops: Emmet, don't snort candy again!

-Emmet jumps up and runs around the room yelling "You can't make me!"-

Hoops: O yes I can! Tuuuuuuurrrrrrrrtttttttllllllllllllleeeeees! Emmet's being a bad boy! I think he needs a spanking!

Emmet: NO! NOT THE TURTLES! NO! I hate the turtles! I promise I won't snort Smarties any more. Please, I'll do anything! Don't send the turtles after me!

Hoops: Okay, I won't send the turtles after you.

-Hoops had her fingers crossed-

Hoops: Nah, I was lying! Turtles, attack!

-The turtles attacked-

Emmet: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Hoops: I know.

~AllApologies451994 and Hoops1996

A/N: Sorry if you don't like it. I'll accept flames, I don't mind. But beware, Hoops don't like flames and she'll send the turtles after you. This is what you get when Hoops gets bored – chaos. Anyways, please review! We'll probably have more one-shots like this in the near future. BYEZ!