AN: Ok this is my first fanfic so please sympathize with me. Also I am in middle school so I am sorry if this is horrible.
Haruhi has been secretly training with Hunny and Mori so she doesn't have to deal with Tamaki's rant next time some happens like at the beach. The twins have found a new pressure point to bug Haruhi with and she gets mad. But what happens when a thunderstorm hits and Haruhi drags all the hosts into a closest except Tamaki?
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It was a normal day like any other spring day at Ouran Academy, the flowers were stating to bloom in the gardens. The host club took this chance to have a tea party for a select few clients as Kyouya put it or rather the first people to buy tickets as Haruhi put it.
Tamaki had been watching European television again for the past week it had been a tribute to Shakespeare. So of course he had to have a Romeo and Juliet themed tea party, with as usual the hattachin twins supplying the out fits. He of course had to be Romeo and of course Haruhi was bought/threatened into being Juliet. Kyouya had threatened with increasing her debt and Hikaru had bribed her with ottori. So Haruhi ended up dressing in a renaissance style dress that even though she was a girl was very uncomfortable for her.
She was presently thinking how a thread had come loose and was now itching her back like crazy. Her next client shift had come and it was none other than Renge. As soon as she saw Haruhi, she started talking like crazy, about how cute Haruhi looked in her dress and her wig. Renge then started on her rant about the anime RomeoXJuliet and how she looked so alike the character only with brown hair instead of red.
Just as always when Renge was talking to her Haruhi let her mind wander. Renge was the only girl she could do that with the other girls always wanted Haruhi's opinion on something, but Renge would talk until Haruhi's next shift. AS Haruhi was thinking about what meat was on sale at the store and what coupons, she had taken from the newspaper. Renge asked her an unusual question about her mother.
"Ummm Haruhi?" started Renge rather nervously, "Why did you want to follow in your mother's footsteps and become a lawyer?" The host club was silent all the other clients had gone and the club members had been cleaning up, everyone had stopped as soon as Renge asked her questions most of them had been wondering the same thing as they cleaned the garden of their props. Everyone turned looking expectantly to Haruhi.
Seeing this as a chance to give them a shock she got up from her table walked over to Renge and whispered some thing in her ear. Renge gave a little twitter, after a moment said goodbye to Haruhi, and walked to the limo that had parked waiting out side the garden gates.
Haruhi then took up her part of the mess and took it into the clubroom, as she walked by Hikaru and Kaoru linked arms with her and started to pester her about what she had said to Renge. Tamaki dropped his props and raced after then yelling something about to stop pestering his daughter to Hikaru and Kaoru.
Hunny told Mori to drop his things so they could get Haruhi to bring them some cake in the clubroom. Kyouya decided he would get the cleaners to bring the stuff into the clubroom later and followed them. When the three got to the room, they walked in on Hikaru and Kaoru asking g question at the same time.
"Haruhi Why are you so much like your father?"
Because of this question all the pent up anger over all the insults she had endured so far to just spill over. The room was silent Hunny and Mori could tell some thing was about to happen.
"Haru-chan calm down they were only kidding."
"That is right my cute little daughter don't pay your brothers any mind," said Tamaki who came up behind her and pulled her into a hug. The twins came on either side of her and started hugging her too while rubbing their cheeks against hers. She started mumbling damn rich bastarads repeatedly.
Hunny and Mori backed out of the room pulling Kyouya behind them. Inside e the room, they could hear Haruhi now screaming and many bangs. Slowly the sounds faded and Kyouya felt it would be safe to re-enter the room. Hunny and Mori followed finding Hauhi alone in the room. "Haru-chan where's the others" Hunny asked.
"Hanging out the window by ropes." answered Haruhi calmly "But unfourtunatly I was a bit too fastand I don't think my knots will stay."
Just as Haruhi pronounced this a large splash could be heard right out side the window followed by two more. All four of the hosts looked out the window to see two red heads and a blond coming out of the pond and storm into the building.
"Well that's my queue to hide. Bye." Haruhi then took her school bag and her uniform into the closet, she had just dropped the dress out of the door and closed the door as the three wet boys came into the room.
"Where is she where." Hikaru and Kaoru yelled together.
"Where is my daughter?" Tamaki asked after the twins.
"Closet" was the reply from Mori.
The twins stomped to the closet and tore open the door. No one was there a wind blew though the room as Tamaki and the twins went to a corner of despair.
I will update as soon as I can so please check. Where did Haruhi go she some how ended up in a room with Nekozawa. There is a thunderstorm in the next chapter and guess who she's with. Yup Nekozawa. Later one of her childhood friends comes to Ouran and Haruhi meets the other hosts families at a party(in a later chapter).