The Condom In The Game Room
Bella POV
"RENESMEE MARIE CULLEN! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!" Edward yelled
"Edward baby calm down its okay at least shes using protection"
"NO THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BELLA SHE CANT BE HAVENT SEX AT HER AGE. WATCH WHEN I SEE THAT SON OF A BITCH!"
"but daddy i am 18 for got sakes I think i am old enough to have sex. And that son of a bitch has a name you know" Renesmee said while walking down the stairs with a bored look
"WHATS THIS!" Edward yelled raising his hand to show her what was in it.
"its a condom if you didn't know its used to have safe sex so the girl doesn't come out pregnant and so there's no STD happening"
"I KNOW EXACLY WHAT THE FUCK IT IS I JUST WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS DOING IN THE GAME ROOM"
"Edward that's enough you need to calm down this instant you don't know if its even hers and if her and Jacob are having sex you don't have to through a fit because last time I checked we had sex at 17 shes 18 so calm down before I make you" I said while trying to calm him the down.
BOOM!
"WTF! Emmett why you have to do that for you scared the shit out of use" I said trying not to slap the fuck out of him
"hahahahaha you should of seen your face its was HI-LA-RI-OUS" Emmett looked down at Edwards hand and started laughing all over again "yo son you suppose to through that shit out after your done plus you got it right in front of your daughter"
"shut up Emmett this is none of your business so get out of here or sit your ass down and shut the fuck up" damn Edward looks so sexy when his mad I bet I can get him to forget everything his fighting about.
"heard that Bella" Edward said low enough so no one could hear him but me
"go ahead explain to us why where you and Jacob fucking in the game room. I get that your old enough to have sex but god through it out I don't want your father to end up killing my best friend OK."
"that's not mine Jacob and I are waiting for our wedding night I'm still a virgin" renesmee replied calmly
"wait where you find that again"
"the game room. Why?"
"oops my bad that's mine sorry can you through it out for me please. thanks"
"gggrrrr EMMMETT YOU IDIOT!