Kurt Hummel stood at his locker, looking into the small mirror he had placed on the locker door, right under the picture of his adoring boyfriend Blaine Anderson. He sprayed a cancerous amount of hairspray into his hair, and yet it still looked soft to the touch. He fixed the lapel of his jacket and adjusted his tie before closing his locker, and meeting face to face with Blaine, damn he's quiet.
"Hey you," Blaine said, his hazel/golden eyes looking up at Kurt through his eyelashes and giving him a look at his dazzling smile.
"Hi! Oh god you scared me! When did you get to be so quiet?" Kurt asked, after jumping a good foot off the ground in fright.
Kurt picked up his messenger bag, placing it over his shoulder, and walked down the halls listening to Blaine talk about what he wanted to watch on tv the night before but homework had kept him from. Soon after, he changed the subject.

"Sooo, what are you doing on Saturday?" Blaine asked, wiggling his triangular eyebrows in a persuasive way.

"Well…I feel like theres something happening, but I don't think I'll do anything. Maybe just watch some movies and spend a lazy day with my boyfriend…" Kurt said, trying to sound coy.

"That sounds fun! I hope he enjoys it! What time would this boyfriend be coming over?" Blaine asked, playing along.

"Hmm…maybe around 6:30? I think im gonna order Chinese and maybe get some frozen yogurt. I think he likes that stuff.."

"He loves that stuff," Blaine said as he swooped Kurt's hand into his, intertwining their fingers, "almost as much as he loves you."

Kurt turned into the doorway of his Calculus class, which Blaine walked him to everyday, gave a big smile to Blaine as he walked away, because that's all they could really do without getting harassed, and whipped out his phone.

TO: Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, Britney Pearce, Santana Lopez

SUBJECT: URGENT! READ NOWW

MESSAGE: SOS - Choir Room. 2:30. - Kurt

Kurt rushed into the choir room that afternoon– he needed the advice of his girls on something kinda huge.

As he walked into the room, he found all of the girls sitting in a circle mindlessly chatting, but fell silent when they saw Kurt enter.
"Kurt what are we doing here? Is everything okay?" Mercedes sounded worried but looked a little better after she saw Kurt smiling.
"Oh yeah, everything's fine! I just need your advice on something. As you guys know, Blaine's birthday is on Saturday and you all are coming to the party right?"
The girls nodded and listened intently as Kurt continued.
"Ok so it's a surprise party, so don't tell…" He was interrupted from his train of thought as Britney raised her hand with that all too curious look in her eyes. Kurt braced himself.
"If it's a surprise party then why are you telling us? Way to ruin the surprise Kurt…"
Santana snickered and whispered in her ear, her eyes then widened in understanding as she nodded.

"Anyway, so I have this idea about what to give him. I mean, you only turn 17 once and I wanted to give him something to show how much I love him and how he's my everything…" Kurt continued

"WAITWAITWAIT..boo, are you thinking what I THINK you're thinking?" Mercedes interrupted.

"Yeah…I think so. I'm ready and I know for a fact that he is. So why not? I love him and he loves me…" Kurt looked like a weight had dropped from his shoulders and was laying on the floor, waiting to be deliberated on.
"Wait, I always pictured you two like, puppies..you know? So cute and innocent!" Quinn stated quietly, looking around and meeting nods from the other girls.
"Well…stuff happens behind closed doors that I don't feel super comfortable sharing with all of you so lets just say, Blaine and I know we're ready." Kurt said, a crimson blush creeping up his neck.
"Just. Wan-ky. I didn't think you had it in you Hummel!" Santana said approvingly. "So when is this gonna go down? Giving the hobbit some birthday sex?" she continued.
"OH NAW Kurt boo I love you and everything but don't you DARE think about getting busy while the rest of us are in your house. I love you, but not THAT much." Mercedes piped in loudly to make sure that Kurt got it through his head.

"We'll figure that out later. I just have one issue with the whole thing though," Kurt stated, the girls looking confused. "What if he says no. I don't think I can deal with being denied – especially not by Blaine."

He looked at the girls, who all looked sympathetic and were saying things like "no honey, he loves you", but Kurt wasn't convinced. At least he wasn't convinced until he looked into the dark, twisted eyes of one Santana Lopez.

"We'll just have to make sure that doesn't happen…" Santana said, raising one perfectly sculpted eyebrow. Everyone looked confused, except Kurt.

"You have a plan, don't you?" Kurt said sneakily.

"Of course I do Hummel. Just keep the party planning, and your outfit planning, to me—I mean us." she said looking around to everyone around her.

Kurt gulped audibly but knew that if there was one thing you didn't do, it was question Santana when she had a plan.