Disclaimer: I do not own HHE! I wish...I own Rory, though.

Chickadees, this is a very humourous fic. Really, this is a weird one. Inspired by a conversation I had with a friend while watching HHE 2, which I finally own! It is all speech interaction between Rory and Stabber.

Rated T for language and sex related talk.

"Stabber?"

"Hm?"

"What is your favorite food?"

"Why?"

"I'm just curious. And bored. So, tell me."

"Only if you tell me yers."

"Deal."

"Intestines."

"No, seriously. Like, regular food."

"That is..."

"No!"

"Lo mein."

"What, really?"

"Yea'. That a problem?"

"No, no! Just...how do you even know what lo mein is?"

"Jeb had a can or two at the station once and I was curious. It was fuckin' good."

"Beef or chicken?"

"Vegan."

"Ha! Oh my gosh, seriously?"

"...yea'."

"Sorry...just didn't expect that."

"Well, what's yers?"

"Not lo mein."

"Rory..."

"Fine, fine! It's pasta with pesto sauce."

"Pesto?"

"It's a blend of basil, garlic, parmesan, olive oil, salt, and black pepper. It's sooo good."

"Sounds nice."

"Nice? It's like an orgasm in your mouth."

"..."

"What?"

"..."

"Stabber, what's wrong? Why are you turning red?"

"..."

"Oh my God! Dude, chill out! It's just a fucking expression."

"Y-yea'. I got that. Ah..."

"Oh, you perverted old man! You totally pictured that, didn't you?"

"...no."

"Oh my fucking shit! That's hil-fuckin-arious!"

"Let's talk about somethin' else, please."

"Ooookay. What's your favorite sweet thing?"

"You."

"Aww, that's adorable, but I mean to eat."

"You.

"Ha ha. Food! Sweet food!"

"Hmm...tell me yours first."

"It's a tie between jamoca almond fudge ice cream and those little cookies. Petite palmiers."

"Petite wha'?"

"Palmiers? I think that's what they're called. It means 'small ears' in French, I believe."

"Ears?"

"Yes. They are shaped like elephant ears. They're flaky and wonderful."

"And the ice cream?"

"My favorite thing at Baskin Robbins."

"..."

"31 Flavours?"

"Ah."

"It's coffee ice cream with fudge trails and little almond pieces. MmmMmm!"

"Never had it."

"Well, we will have to fix that. Now, I told you mine, so..."

"Oreos."

"The cookies?"

"The little black and white ones? Yea'."

"Simple, but good."

"With milk, especialleh. Fuckin' most amazin' thing I've ever eaten."

"Ha! I agree! I love Oreos with milk! Ok, ok, new subject 'cause I'm getting hungry."

"Alrigh'."

"Favorite movie?"

"That's a hard one. I haven't seen too many."

"That's a shame."

"I guess. I like Bambi."

"Bambi? The one with the little deer?"

"Yea'. I watched it with Hansel once."

"But, it's so sad."

"Yea', I know. That's why I liked it."

"You didn't cry when his mama died?"

"No."

"You are heartless!"

"But..."

"I can't believe you didn't cry! That's like the saddest part in any movie EVER!"

"What about Old Yeller?"

"Oh...that's even worse. That's not your favorite, is it?"

"No, it ain't."

"Mine is Shanghai Noon."

"Never heard of it."

"Oh, it's so funny. It's about a cowboy and a Chinese guy who have to save an empress."

"Sounds silly."

"It is. So, you settled on Bambi?"

"Nah. I think it's Jaws."

"It would be."

"It's good."

"Yeah, very gory and scary."

"Anythin' else ya wanna ask?"

"Nope. I've gone from bored to starving. Let's eat!"

"Sure."

"Oh, and Stabber?"

"Yea'?"

"It's gonna be orally orgasmic."

"..."

Ha! That's it. Told you it was weird. My friend and I were talking about what everyone's favorite foods would be and this is what happened. :p I loved writing this one. Let me know what you think! Review, my chickadees, review! Feheheheheheheh!