This song is dedicated to all you fanatics of our fav. Blonde tree hugger leggy.

Legolas

His eyes are as blue,

As freshly stirred stew,

His hair is as blonde,

As camembert cheese.

I think he's a ditz,

Cause he really likes fritz,

And he has lots of zitz,

And he needs to learn how to say please.

A/N- for all you non Aussies, fritz is a kind of sausage & Arwen , Harry Potter, Julia Stiles, Naomi Watts and Shannon Sossamon can go screw trees