Author's Note:

Technically, this is my first post up here in FanFic. Forgive the typos or any grammatical errors that I commit and stuff, but I'll try my best to make your balls drop. ; Feedback will NEVER be loved no matter how crappy it'll sound. And by the way, remember to rape it. ;D Second chapter will come soon.

Love Lulz,

Le Gayvii

His eyes were plainly bloodshot from crying. Balls was, once again, with Vagoo, trailing along the school like some soap opera that people loved to hate. Cock was pleading for attention from the vampire that thought abhorrent him, but he couldn't. He wouldn't. For, in fact, everyone else thought he loved Vagoo.

Damned lie that was. Oh hell yeah. The young werewolf chewed on the inside of his cheek as he reminisced on everything else. And he came up with one thing – he had to eliminate Vagoo to get his lustrous desire for Balls to an end. It was either now or never.

Coming up with nothing in his depressed head, Cock slams his fist onto the wall of the garage, making the motorcycle he was fixing shudder with the vibrations. What a pain it was to just sit and stare at those two lovebirds like he never existed! He growled under his breath, taking a whole gasp of breath in and thinking again.

But suddenly, his head spun around from hearing a quiet purr of a car engine from outside. Immediately, the boy walked out as he wiped his hands on a white rag he grabbed from the ground.

The car looked…utterly familiar. A silver Volvo? Oh, god, no.

Balls.

No one else in Forks had that car but the vampire who he'd fallen in love with. That's not what concerned him, though, no. Screw cars. It's why Balls' car was in his front yard.

Cock let out a dramatic cough; a jumble of emotions was erupting from deep inside him. Panic, love, excitement, nervousness: it all lead to one thing – nausea. It was one hell of a thrill ride of nausea that made his stomach churn with an overwhelming mix of emotions. Damn, Cock thought, cursing under his breath a multitude of times.

Once Balls exited the car, he saw how well dressed he was and it made him shiver with enticement. He looked so hot. But, what upset him was the fact that Vagoo was right behind him, acting all goody-goody and innocent. That faker. He felt his throat growl out an agreeing retort.

Little did he realize that Vagoo threw her arms around him into a twirled hug. Now it was time for Cock to work his acting skills. "Hey, Vagoo," he whispered soothingly, his voice as mysterious as possible. He spotted Balls' eyes roll to one side with annoyance and a pang of guilt hit him right in the gut.

He bit his lower lip nervously but did his best not to portray it physically. Vagoo started to speak, "I just came to visit. I heard you were feeling a little sick. Are you okay?" Her whiny voice was ringing through his ears. All he did was nod and smile charmingly. Balls, however, shined a face of stone. He felt his heart fall to the pit of his stomach.

Vagoo rubbed the back of his head and said calmly, "That's good."

In Cock's head, he was thinking, Let go of me, you retarded human. Was this the work of jealousy? He'll never know since he was as thick as an ox. "Thanks, Vagoo," he muttered and shoved her arms away gently.

Balls, after all this time, finally spoke, "Hope you get well soon."

...And that's when his heart froze.