A New Story
Ash: We're finally here! Please, heal my sick sick Pokemon!
Misty: Ooh! Look! A PC! -she runs to the PC-
Brock: Hey! Look at that poster over there! It's advertising www.geocities.com/specialspork/index1.html !!!!! Let's check it out!
Ash: Hey, you guys! Look and my fun loving unsick Pikachu!
Misty: That's great, Ash.
Brock: Sign the guestbook! SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!!!!!!!
Misty: MMkaysies!! Apparently, I am to put my name in this field. Ok.. where is my name? Uh, wait... how do I put it in there? I don't see a field... where's the field? How do I put my name into it? Brooooock!!! help!
Brock: Umm... I dunno.. Let's skip that one.
Ash: Email... Wow! Sounds like a new Pokemon! I've gotta catch it!
Misty: No it doesn't, and no you don't. EEE.....EEEEmail.... Gosh darnit, this quiz sure is hard. Website U-R-L. You are.. el? El, as in spanish? El what? Wait a minute!
Brock: Yeah! He messed up on this quiz, THAT'S why it's so gosh darn hard!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash: HaHa! Pikachu, you're so cute!
-Jesse, James, and Mouth come in-
Jesse: Purple like violet and round like bubbles!
James: Guaranteed to 'cause you trouble!
Meowth: Meow
Jesse: We present to you-
Both: The Team Rocket Pokeball!
Ash: Wuh?
Misty: Eh?
Brock: Huh?
Pikachu: Freckle
Jesse: Ha ha haaa! -she throws the Pokeball, and out comes Queen Amidala-
Brock: PADME!!!
Amidala: Erm, no...
Misty: IT'S NATALIE PORTMAN!!!!!!!
Amidala: No, it's not.
Ash: NATALIE PORTMAN!??!!? OH BOY!!! -he runs and hugs her-
Amidala: HOW DARE YOU! -she pulls out her Lightsaber and jabs it at Pikachu-
Pikachu: Pi-KA!
Ash: Oh, Pikachu! You're too silly!
Amidala: I have here to present to you, my OWN special Pokemon! Pokeball, go! -she throws the ball-
-Yoda stumbles out of the ball-
Yoda: Hurt, was I.
Amidala: Yoda! Do your... you know.. whatever.
Yoda: Commanded, I was? Obey I will not.
Brock: EAT WOOD! -he throws a stick at Yoda-
Yoda: A walking stick, is this? Tap it, I will! -he taps his stick-
Pikachu: PIKA!!! -he faints at the sound of the tapping-
Ash: You stupid Pokemon! Pokemon aren't supposed to die at sounds!
Brock: Onix, come out and use your screech attack! -he throws the Pokeball and out comes Onix-
Misty: Jigglypuff! Use sing!
Yoda: Loud was that... and pleasent that sound is! -he taps his stick-
Brock: Oh! THE HORRIBLE TAPPING SOUND!
Jesse: Amidala, use your Pokemaaster ability and command Yoda to do stuff!
Amidala: I will not! -she calls out a Gungan- Kill Jesse and James!
Both: Lokoks like Team Rocket is flying at the speed of lightsaber again!
-everyone chuckles-
Amidala: Gungan! Yoda! Return!
Yoda: Return, I will not! ::tap tap tap::
Amidala: Do as I say! -she throws a Pokeball at Yoda-
Yoda: Painful that was. Capture you I will! -he throws a Pokeball at Queen Amidala-
Amidala: Ha! Your Unpokemonish ways will never allocate you to prehend me- a decoy!!
All: A DECOY?!?!
Yoda: -silently in the back a second later- decoy, a?
Brock: Then who IS the real Queen Amidala?
Misty: I am! I am Queen Amidala!!
Brock: Oh my good sweet lord! I have never noticed how sexy you are, Misty, dear! -he turns to the, what he though was, the Queen- Then what exactly does that make you?
Ash: It makes her Padme, duh...
Amidala: Um, no. That makes me Misty. I am the 4th Cerulean City Sister. I am the unseccessful water pokemon trainer. I am the one who didn't own any Pokemon Dolls. I am Misty!
Yoda: Long speech, was that! ::tap tap::
Ash: Wow! HaHa! I'm gonna catch it! -he throws a Pokeball at the old Queen Amidala-
Amidala: Imbecile! You cannot obtain me! I'm Misty, sweet Ash!
Misty: And I am your Ruler! Bow to me, or bow to your Jail Mates!
Ash: Are the rapists?
Misty: Oh, yes
Ash: Oh, yipee! -he giggles-
Brock: You are not my ruler! This isn't Naboo!
Misty: Like I really care?
Brock: :(
Mewtwo: Meow
Amidala: I must elude the power that is about to be bestowed upon your hopeless souls! Farewell, my erotic comrades! Farewell in perpetuum!
Misty: Yes, very nice... umm. Oh yeah! -she snaps her fingers and they are on Naboo- All of you, over there! Here is your leader. He will show you around your quarters. -she points to a tall and thin fishy thing, which seems to be a neglected Gungan.- I present to you, Jar Jar Binks.
Ash: -he screams a loud painful cry that rings aroud the hole planet as the picture zooms out of him and shows the planet. Then a large red plastic 'R' hits the planet and it explodes. The 'R' sits there and turns green-
THE END
Ash: We're finally here! Please, heal my sick sick Pokemon!
Misty: Ooh! Look! A PC! -she runs to the PC-
Brock: Hey! Look at that poster over there! It's advertising www.geocities.com/specialspork/index1.html !!!!! Let's check it out!
Ash: Hey, you guys! Look and my fun loving unsick Pikachu!
Misty: That's great, Ash.
Brock: Sign the guestbook! SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!!!!!!!
Misty: MMkaysies!! Apparently, I am to put my name in this field. Ok.. where is my name? Uh, wait... how do I put it in there? I don't see a field... where's the field? How do I put my name into it? Brooooock!!! help!
Brock: Umm... I dunno.. Let's skip that one.
Ash: Email... Wow! Sounds like a new Pokemon! I've gotta catch it!
Misty: No it doesn't, and no you don't. EEE.....EEEEmail.... Gosh darnit, this quiz sure is hard. Website U-R-L. You are.. el? El, as in spanish? El what? Wait a minute!
Brock: Yeah! He messed up on this quiz, THAT'S why it's so gosh darn hard!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash: HaHa! Pikachu, you're so cute!
-Jesse, James, and Mouth come in-
Jesse: Purple like violet and round like bubbles!
James: Guaranteed to 'cause you trouble!
Meowth: Meow
Jesse: We present to you-
Both: The Team Rocket Pokeball!
Ash: Wuh?
Misty: Eh?
Brock: Huh?
Pikachu: Freckle
Jesse: Ha ha haaa! -she throws the Pokeball, and out comes Queen Amidala-
Brock: PADME!!!
Amidala: Erm, no...
Misty: IT'S NATALIE PORTMAN!!!!!!!
Amidala: No, it's not.
Ash: NATALIE PORTMAN!??!!? OH BOY!!! -he runs and hugs her-
Amidala: HOW DARE YOU! -she pulls out her Lightsaber and jabs it at Pikachu-
Pikachu: Pi-KA!
Ash: Oh, Pikachu! You're too silly!
Amidala: I have here to present to you, my OWN special Pokemon! Pokeball, go! -she throws the ball-
-Yoda stumbles out of the ball-
Yoda: Hurt, was I.
Amidala: Yoda! Do your... you know.. whatever.
Yoda: Commanded, I was? Obey I will not.
Brock: EAT WOOD! -he throws a stick at Yoda-
Yoda: A walking stick, is this? Tap it, I will! -he taps his stick-
Pikachu: PIKA!!! -he faints at the sound of the tapping-
Ash: You stupid Pokemon! Pokemon aren't supposed to die at sounds!
Brock: Onix, come out and use your screech attack! -he throws the Pokeball and out comes Onix-
Misty: Jigglypuff! Use sing!
Yoda: Loud was that... and pleasent that sound is! -he taps his stick-
Brock: Oh! THE HORRIBLE TAPPING SOUND!
Jesse: Amidala, use your Pokemaaster ability and command Yoda to do stuff!
Amidala: I will not! -she calls out a Gungan- Kill Jesse and James!
Both: Lokoks like Team Rocket is flying at the speed of lightsaber again!
-everyone chuckles-
Amidala: Gungan! Yoda! Return!
Yoda: Return, I will not! ::tap tap tap::
Amidala: Do as I say! -she throws a Pokeball at Yoda-
Yoda: Painful that was. Capture you I will! -he throws a Pokeball at Queen Amidala-
Amidala: Ha! Your Unpokemonish ways will never allocate you to prehend me- a decoy!!
All: A DECOY?!?!
Yoda: -silently in the back a second later- decoy, a?
Brock: Then who IS the real Queen Amidala?
Misty: I am! I am Queen Amidala!!
Brock: Oh my good sweet lord! I have never noticed how sexy you are, Misty, dear! -he turns to the, what he though was, the Queen- Then what exactly does that make you?
Ash: It makes her Padme, duh...
Amidala: Um, no. That makes me Misty. I am the 4th Cerulean City Sister. I am the unseccessful water pokemon trainer. I am the one who didn't own any Pokemon Dolls. I am Misty!
Yoda: Long speech, was that! ::tap tap::
Ash: Wow! HaHa! I'm gonna catch it! -he throws a Pokeball at the old Queen Amidala-
Amidala: Imbecile! You cannot obtain me! I'm Misty, sweet Ash!
Misty: And I am your Ruler! Bow to me, or bow to your Jail Mates!
Ash: Are the rapists?
Misty: Oh, yes
Ash: Oh, yipee! -he giggles-
Brock: You are not my ruler! This isn't Naboo!
Misty: Like I really care?
Brock: :(
Mewtwo: Meow
Amidala: I must elude the power that is about to be bestowed upon your hopeless souls! Farewell, my erotic comrades! Farewell in perpetuum!
Misty: Yes, very nice... umm. Oh yeah! -she snaps her fingers and they are on Naboo- All of you, over there! Here is your leader. He will show you around your quarters. -she points to a tall and thin fishy thing, which seems to be a neglected Gungan.- I present to you, Jar Jar Binks.
Ash: -he screams a loud painful cry that rings aroud the hole planet as the picture zooms out of him and shows the planet. Then a large red plastic 'R' hits the planet and it explodes. The 'R' sits there and turns green-
THE END