On the first day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

A lightsaber to the chest


On the second day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the third day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the fourth day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

4 evil Sith Lords

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the fifth day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

5 Death Stars,

4 evil Sith Lords

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the sixth day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

6 troopers shooting,

5 Death Stars,

4 evil Sith Lords

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the seventh day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

7 operational battle stations,

6 troopers shooting,

5 Death Stars,

4 evil Sith Lords

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the eighth day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

8 TIE Fighters,

7 operational battle stations,

6 troopers shooting,

5 Death Stars,

4 evil Sith Lords

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the ninthday of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

9 Rebels dying,

8 TIE Fighters,

7 operational battle stations,

6 troopers shooting,

5 Death Stars,

4 evil Sith Lords

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the tenth day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

10 bolts of Sith lightning,

9 Rebels dying,

8 TIE Fighters,

7 operational battle stations,

6 troopers shooting,

5 Death Stars,

4 evil Sith Lords

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the eleventh day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

11 destroyed planets,

10 bolts of Sith lightning,

9 Rebels dying,

8 TIE Fighters,

7 operational battle stations,

6 troopers shooting,

5 Death Stars,

4 evil Sith Lords

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


On the twelfth day of Star Wars,

The Empire gave to me,

12 missiles firing

11 destroyed planets,

10 bolts of Sith lightning,

9 Rebels dying,

8 TIE Fighters,

7 operational battle stations,

6 troopers shooting,

5 Death Stars,

4 evil Sith Lords

3 torture droids,

2 warring factions,

And a lightsaber to the chest


A/N:

Me and my friends were talking about a Star Wars parody of the 12 days of Christmas, and I wrote it. Figured I'd post it on here. Anyway, tell me how you like it, if you think a verse should change, ect.

May the Force be with you