Which Came First; the Sirius or the Serious
Yep, sigh you guessed it! It's a parody from the 'Which came first the chicken or the egg', but from the Sirius/serious joke everyone uses in an MWPP fic. Lol.
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All of the HP characters are asked 'Which came first; The Sirius or the Serious, and here are their answers.
George Weasley: What does serious mean, Fred?
Fred Weasley: I dunno, maybe its what we're doing right now.
Fred and George: creepy.
George: So I guess we will have to go with Sirius.
Hermione: I would have to say either of them. Technically speaking if someone says the word serious, Sirius will normally say 'No I'm Sirius', and so on. But then again, Sirius, the star is actually very old...
Harry: Of, course it would be Sirius! Why would you need an explanation?
Ron: I agree with Harry.
Crabbe: Uh. Aren't Sirius and serious the same thing?
Goyle: Erm *scratches head* What was the question?
Peter: It's not fair! Sirius is known for the Sirius/serious joke. I'm always known as a betrayer. *pouts* Which came first the Sirius or the Serious the answer would be Me! I come before both of them!!! Mwah ha ha! *coughs*
Percy: I have no time to answer unsophisticated questions like this. I already answered the one about the chicken! What do you want from me? Coffee! Must have coffee! Caffeiney goodness! (A/n lol I'm hyper)
Winky: Oh, masters always come first! Winky good! Winky will serve Master Black.
Professor McGonnagal: It would be serious. In fact serious is my middle name!
Hagrid: (I won't bother with the way he talks) Well both of them feller's are both good.
Dumbledore: Without Sirius or serious there wouldn't be the joke...
Professor Trelawny: Oh, back in the good ol' days I remember poor Sirius got the grim... He's probably in a coffin now resting in peace. So I would say the serious came first, for it can't die.
Professor Snape: I hate them both! It was his fault that James saved my life, and when he told me he wasn't serious. It's both of their faults!
Ginny and Colin: We both would say Sirius, he IS Harry's godfather after all.
Sirius: Of course it would be me! Who else would be the master of jokes?
A/n Okay, I can't think of anymore at the moment. Lol. How short can this get?
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me, the characters belong to J.k Rowling, and the idea of the Sirius/Serious joke belongs to the person who made it up. Lol.
Yep, sigh you guessed it! It's a parody from the 'Which came first the chicken or the egg', but from the Sirius/serious joke everyone uses in an MWPP fic. Lol.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ (now I know why people put these in their fics; its fun!)
All of the HP characters are asked 'Which came first; The Sirius or the Serious, and here are their answers.
George Weasley: What does serious mean, Fred?
Fred Weasley: I dunno, maybe its what we're doing right now.
Fred and George: creepy.
George: So I guess we will have to go with Sirius.
Hermione: I would have to say either of them. Technically speaking if someone says the word serious, Sirius will normally say 'No I'm Sirius', and so on. But then again, Sirius, the star is actually very old...
Harry: Of, course it would be Sirius! Why would you need an explanation?
Ron: I agree with Harry.
Crabbe: Uh. Aren't Sirius and serious the same thing?
Goyle: Erm *scratches head* What was the question?
Peter: It's not fair! Sirius is known for the Sirius/serious joke. I'm always known as a betrayer. *pouts* Which came first the Sirius or the Serious the answer would be Me! I come before both of them!!! Mwah ha ha! *coughs*
Percy: I have no time to answer unsophisticated questions like this. I already answered the one about the chicken! What do you want from me? Coffee! Must have coffee! Caffeiney goodness! (A/n lol I'm hyper)
Winky: Oh, masters always come first! Winky good! Winky will serve Master Black.
Professor McGonnagal: It would be serious. In fact serious is my middle name!
Hagrid: (I won't bother with the way he talks) Well both of them feller's are both good.
Dumbledore: Without Sirius or serious there wouldn't be the joke...
Professor Trelawny: Oh, back in the good ol' days I remember poor Sirius got the grim... He's probably in a coffin now resting in peace. So I would say the serious came first, for it can't die.
Professor Snape: I hate them both! It was his fault that James saved my life, and when he told me he wasn't serious. It's both of their faults!
Ginny and Colin: We both would say Sirius, he IS Harry's godfather after all.
Sirius: Of course it would be me! Who else would be the master of jokes?
A/n Okay, I can't think of anymore at the moment. Lol. How short can this get?
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me, the characters belong to J.k Rowling, and the idea of the Sirius/Serious joke belongs to the person who made it up. Lol.