Longbottom with his Pants Down
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, even though I wish I did.
Author: dimple-boi, ~Phoenix Firefly~, Bingo.
Rating: PG
A/N: ok…this is the most incredibly stupid story that I've ever written in my life. This is an embarrassment to the famous name of Phoenix Firefly and the un-known, intelligent Bingo. With a little help from Dimple-boi. Good luck and I hope you don't have a heart attack like we almost did writing this! Lol….good luck!
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It was Neville Longbottom's least favorite part of the day. Double potions was always a dread for him especially since the last lesson when he was made to stay behind and clean the cauldrons after the awful incident with Malfoy.
Neville looked down at his socks when he suddenly realized that he must have taken Lavender Brown's after last night's rendezvous in the charms corridor. Cursing under his breath he stashed his books into his bag and bent over to take off his shoes and socks. He pulled them off and looked around desperately to see if anyone had seen.
He stood up and looked at his ridiculously uncovered feet and went to move into the dungeons.
Class must have already started when he entered because Professor Snape was at the front of the class and a piece of chalk was scribbling behind him on the blackboard. The Hufflepuff's and the Gryffindor's stopped and stared. Snape, wasting no time grabbed the situation with satisfaction. Now he was fresh meat.
"Lost your socks, Longbottom?" Snape jeered. " Ready to lose your dignity as well?"
" Ah…yes Professor Snape," he answered in a small voice.
"As if you had any to begin with. Why… did you wet your pants Longbottom? If I'm not mistaken, your bottom is long not wet."
Neville's face fell when he felt a tickling warm sensation fall down his leg and onto the dungeon floor. Snape was between livid and slightly bemused.
" So, since you're not good at being a longbottom, why don't you be a drybottom and take your pants off—then you can be a barebottom. Go on then, in front of the class—or you'll be a failbottom."
Neville looked around and started to un-do his zipper…Snape was going to enjoy this.
A/N: OK…so I hope you like it!!! I was kind of lamebottom…but what can I say? I'm on a high! I mean "we" as in "us" not as in "wee". OK? Three writers. One passion. Sort of. Tell us what u think!
If you want a sequal, you'll have to request it!
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, even though I wish I did.
Author: dimple-boi, ~Phoenix Firefly~, Bingo.
Rating: PG
A/N: ok…this is the most incredibly stupid story that I've ever written in my life. This is an embarrassment to the famous name of Phoenix Firefly and the un-known, intelligent Bingo. With a little help from Dimple-boi. Good luck and I hope you don't have a heart attack like we almost did writing this! Lol….good luck!
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It was Neville Longbottom's least favorite part of the day. Double potions was always a dread for him especially since the last lesson when he was made to stay behind and clean the cauldrons after the awful incident with Malfoy.
Neville looked down at his socks when he suddenly realized that he must have taken Lavender Brown's after last night's rendezvous in the charms corridor. Cursing under his breath he stashed his books into his bag and bent over to take off his shoes and socks. He pulled them off and looked around desperately to see if anyone had seen.
He stood up and looked at his ridiculously uncovered feet and went to move into the dungeons.
Class must have already started when he entered because Professor Snape was at the front of the class and a piece of chalk was scribbling behind him on the blackboard. The Hufflepuff's and the Gryffindor's stopped and stared. Snape, wasting no time grabbed the situation with satisfaction. Now he was fresh meat.
"Lost your socks, Longbottom?" Snape jeered. " Ready to lose your dignity as well?"
" Ah…yes Professor Snape," he answered in a small voice.
"As if you had any to begin with. Why… did you wet your pants Longbottom? If I'm not mistaken, your bottom is long not wet."
Neville's face fell when he felt a tickling warm sensation fall down his leg and onto the dungeon floor. Snape was between livid and slightly bemused.
" So, since you're not good at being a longbottom, why don't you be a drybottom and take your pants off—then you can be a barebottom. Go on then, in front of the class—or you'll be a failbottom."
Neville looked around and started to un-do his zipper…Snape was going to enjoy this.
A/N: OK…so I hope you like it!!! I was kind of lamebottom…but what can I say? I'm on a high! I mean "we" as in "us" not as in "wee". OK? Three writers. One passion. Sort of. Tell us what u think!
If you want a sequal, you'll have to request it!
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!