This is my first fic so be nice. I'd like to thank my little brother, piccolo ,for editing this. If you guess who this is you get an update sooner.

Luna, "Hey, we got a reveiw from the guy named Bob for Mother, Why which is on of my pomes. I quoit"You=bad speller/writer"

shadowspinner, "I know that I'm a bad speller! If you did anything, you made me want to write this! I fixed the spelling though, I have my sweet little brother"*starts hug him.*

Piccolo,"heeelp!"

shadowspinner,"do the disclaimer and I'll let you go."

Piccolo,"She doesn't own DBZ." *shadowspinner lets go* *Piccolo breathes deeply gasping for air*

Luna, "just as a note, *Huh?* is action. Everything else is easy to figure out. She still might have errors though. No one's perfect."

shadowspinner, "Now on with the fic!"

____________________________________________________________________________________
For once my life was peaceful. Everything has been so confusing ever since Frezia took the prince, Nappa and I from vegesan. But that is beside the point. The point is, there isn't anyone yelling at me, no mission to accomplish, and most of all no drugs running around my system.
As I take in my surroundings I have a sense of forbidding. Almost as if I were forgetting something. Oh well, it will come to me sooner or later. Those drugs kind of have a permanent effect on you.
White, I almost hate the color, now it's everywhere. There an odd path with red lining.
Who in the hell is that, and what is up with all the little cloud thinges. There so many of them and they squeak. Where in all the worlds am I? A blue Ogre and yellow clouds. I think I finely lost it.

Blue Ogre, "Hey you!"

Is that freak talking to me?

Blue Ogre, "You with the long hair."

Yeah, he's talking to me. "What do you want you ugly freak!'

Blue Ogre, "Come here."

He was ugly, annoying and the universe was better off without him, so I did him a big favor and killed him.

"What do you think your doing!"

Oh great, more of them."What dose it look like I'm doing. I'm getting rid of you because quit frankly, I find you disgusting."
They were pathetically weak. A single punch to the baka who spoke knocked off his head. Of cores the others run when they saw this. So did all of the clouds. Needles to say, I was confused, they challenged me and ran. What kind of warriors are they. Then again, I'm surprise that they tried to challenge a saiya-jin in the first place.

Big Red Giant, "So, you're the one causing all this trouble."

! My mask slipped for a second, and who can blame me. This guy was BIG. Now I'm seven foot three so I'm not small, but this guy must have been fifty feet tall. No joke, he could have picked me up like a little girl would a doll. I, of coarse, did what any saiya-jin would have done.

*SMACK*

Ouch! My hand! That was not suppose to happen. He was SUPPOSE to be the one hurting. Did I let this get in my way...
*back fist, cross punch, side kick*
ouch, ouch, ouch!
*sweat drop* I meant it literally when I said pick me up like a doll and what I said next probably wasn't the beat idea. "You and the other Ogres are ugly, so I'm doing the universe a favor b..."

*giant's hand tightens it's grip, making it hard to talk.* "I am King Yama! I will not stand for you to talk to me that way!"

King Yama, I know I heard that somewhere... Shit! This is not good. Oh great, Now it's coming back to me;

#Flash back#

I had landed on that back water planet called Chicasan. I came here to find my younger brother and take him to planet Belisarius where the prince and I would train him so he could help us defeat Frezia. As soon as I stepped of my way too small pod, I saw that he had never done his job. I could see this mainly because there was one of the planet's inhabitants standing right there. It was holding what I think was a gun.
My thoughts were confirmed as it shot a small piece of lead at me. I snatched it out of the air and started laughing. I half knew that there were way to many drugs in my system, but those same drugs make you easy irritated, violent, want to destroy things and, not care about little things like that. I through the lead at the Cheacher killing it instantly. It only had a power level of five anyway.
My scouter started picking up higher power levels. I started flying to one of them. I figured that I'd find my brother at one of them.
I found a green being. Something in the back of m mind said Namicken. I asked him were my little brother was. He refused and through a weak blast at me. It bearly singed my leg hair. I was going to show him my favorite move but I got distrated. I left him there and flew toured another power level that almost mached him.
When I arrived at the location, I found him. He was on a small island with a couple other of the planet's inhabitants. One almost could have pasted as a saiya-jin female. She was cute now that I think about it. There were two males. One was old and both were bold like Nappa. Then there was my brother. He looked like a clone of our father. That's kind of scary. One problem, he was missing his tail. Of all things his tail! Doesn't he know that his tail is where his power lies. I kind of told him off. I should have gone about that a whole different way, but then again the drugs were still in effect. I kind of told him of and something about killing one hundred of the inhabitants. I can't remember that to well.
What I do remember is the kid. To think, I have a living nephew. I can't believe I kidnaped him. I also should have know that my brain damaged brother would have taken the most instinctive saiya-jin reaction. I would have done it. What I don't understand is why he refused to kill the varment that lived on that mud ball of a planet.
I can't believe how much that kid cried! He wouldn't shut up. He kept saying that his daddy was going to save him. Why couldn't he save himself. Didn't this kid have an ounce of training. I finely shut him into the pod. Man that was annoying.
I don't know how he found me. He had teamed up with the Green bean. They were obviously enemies, but they didn't want me to blow the planet up. We fought. The Baka grabbed my tail. Man that pissed me off. We fought some more. The kid saved his dad's life and didn't remember doing it. He has a lot of hidden potential. My brother held me in position for the green bean. He shot a ki beam though us both.
He told me something interesting but I don't know what it was. I do know that Nappa was laughing in my ear as I died. Man I hate him. I think I quickened my death. I don't remember, I was drugged and in hysteria.
#End Flash Back#

Whoa, as I was thinking of other things the big red...King Yama had carried me to a big room. I noticed when I was dropped. Ouch! There was a huge desk, probably to acomidate King Yama's size. The was a giant book, a giant, flower pot and flower, and a big pen on the desk. King Yama sat in the big wooden chair behind it.
An ogre was standing to either side of me. Both had spears. Odd.

King Yama, "You do realize that I should send you to Hell."

What can be worst that Frezia?

King Yama, "But, this is a unique case. I can't really blame you for doing the things you did. So..."

What! Am I completely out of it! He just said that I'm not going to Hell?!

King Yama, "So this is your condement..."
____________________________________________________________________________________

"Hehehe. Did you really think that I would give you the whole story, I don't think so."

Luna,"If you want more R&R."