Gotta Love Those Infomercials...
by: Kesshi Mashin (FXffects)
To Nobuhiro Watsuki... I am so sorry.
Skit #1: The Miracle Chopper...
Announcer: Are you tired of cutting your fingers dicing cucumbers for lunch?
Kaoru-dono: Am I!
Announcer: Fed up with burning piles upon piles of incriminating documents?
Saitou: Damn straight.
Announcer: Pissed at the local town drunk?
Sanosuke: Oy, why is everyone looking at me?
Announcer: Well then, what you need is the all new Shishio! He slices, he dices, he disembowels in no time flat! Shred those documents with ease, and enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich whilst you dance on your enemy's grave!
Shishio: Practical, economical, and just plain nifty. Buy me now!
Soujiro: Senseless slaughter was never so much fun! ^_^
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Author's Note: Short and silly... -_- Shuddap, baka, I'm talkin about the first skit.
@_@x: Oro??? There's MORE?!
................ grr. Stay tuned!