How to Survive Supernatural:
Things that Dean and Sam have taught us about surviving the world of demons and undead bitches.
Check the ceiling. Always.
When camping, it's best to say inside the magic circles.
Save Dean the self-help reassurance in any and all situations: no Chick-Flick moments.
Don't lie to the Antichrist about hand buzzers and itching powder. Things can get out of hand.
Don't be an idjit.
If you're a demon and you happen to hear the name 'Winchester'…run. In the opposite direction. Very quickly.
Don't hand your angel the remote.
Don't touch the Impala.
If you're an angel, don't get caught with an Archangel blade on your person. Those things could kill you.