"Do you like waffles?" the grunt started singing, "Yeah I like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yeah I like pancakes! Do you like French toast? Yeah I like French toast! Do do do can't wait to get a mouthful! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!" Then there was a puff of fluffy white smoke and there stood Soul. The grunt repeated the song, "Do you like waffles?"

"Uhh… yeah sure… waffles are cool," Soul replied extremely confused. The next thing he knew, the grunt threw a waffle at his face, "WHAT THE HELL MAN!"

The grunt ignored Soul's comment and continued singing, when we got back to the beginning of the song Kid poofed into the room. "Do you like waffles?"

"AH!" Kid rushed over to the grunt, "WHAT SYMMETRY! YES, I DO, I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL SYMMETRICAL WAFFLE!" Kid then started singing along with the grunt.

Soul was starting to get irritated by this and shouted, "SHUT THE HELL UP! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT YOUR WAFFLES, PANCAKES, AND DEFINETLY NOT YOUR FRENCH TOAST!"

"SOUL HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS! LOOK AT THIS WAFFLE IT IS PERFECT!" Kid shouted shoving the waffle into Soul's face.

Soul ripped it out of Kids hands and took a bite out of the waffle, "Oh look at that, it's ruined."

"NOOO! HOW COULD YOU! I THOUGHT WE WE'RE FRIENDS!" Kid cried then went into his emo corner. Soul sweat-dropped.

"Do do do can't wait to get a mouth full!" the grunt continued his horrible singing.

"SHUT THE HELL UP DAMN IT!" Soul shouted as there was a loud crash and Kiriha came in riding on (blue)Metalgreymon. "Who the hell are you?"

"Orde wa Aonuma Kiriha."

"Uh… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING!"

"Do you like waffles!" the grunt sang/asked Kiriha.

"Nani?"

"Do. You. Like. Waf-fles.?" He repeated slowly.

"Orde wa konomu wafuru."

"What?"

"THIS IS GOING NOWHERE! DO YOU FREAKING SPEAK ENGLISH!"

"Hai, gomen. I am Kiriha Aonuma. Yes, I like waffles."

"WAFFLE-LOVERS UNITE!" the grunt shouted then started singing, after awhile this annoyed Kiriha and Soul even more.

"SHUT UP!" they yelled in unison. But the grunt was not there instead he was giving Kid an unbroken waffle that was symmetrical, and they both started to sing. "AHHH!"

"Metalgreymon, giga destroyer," Kiriha commanded as the song Blazing Blue Flare came into the background. Metalgreymon nodded and used giga destroyer, which destroyed everyone but himself and Kiriha.

THE END!

Author's Note: I hopefully got the Japanese words right...I only know some and Google Translate is probably not the most correct source but anyway hope you enjoyed reading this.