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Partially a sequel to bhut's Survival Of the Fittest, and some elements of my own after IICY..
Prologue
From the Lawndale Sun Herald:
FAMILY FOUND DEAD AFTER BEAR ATTACK
What started out as a hunting trip in the wild turned into tragedy when Douglas Thomson,
his wife Charlene and their son Kevin were found dead as a result of a bear attack.
Heavy handed cuts to the head torso and throat were found on Douglas and Kevin, while Charlene was crushed to death by the bear's weight. The bear was later tracked down and shot.
Since the Thomsons have no other family members and no next of kin to leave behind, their bodies will be buried in pauper's graves on Four Pace Hill in Lawndale. It is unknown as to how or why the tragedy happened, and it is apparent the Thomson property will be claimed by the bank, and all possessions sent to charity.
Obviously, the news reached Kevin Thomson's old flame, Brittany Taylor; upon reading the newspaper, she turned pale....and wailed,
"Kevvy gone?!? No, not Kevvy!! Please not Kevvy!! He can't be dead!
He just can't be dead!!"
Crumbling to the floor, all Brittany could do, was cry bitterly.......if only she knew that Kevin's death was the start of her bad luck.......
The best laid schemes of mice and bimbos go awry, and it just started with the former head cheerleader of Lawndale High. And that is just a start.
-a440.
Coming up: Trouble With The IRS