Not so long ago, in an ocean kind of far away...
Hey random person! This is NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD here! Star Wars and SpongeBob have been two of my favorites for a while. I desided to collide the two to make Sponge Wars!
And, a few things have changed. Han Solo and Princess Leia will not be romancing. There is much more comedy in this. You can't have SpongeBob without laughs.
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The characters... SpongeBob: Zuke SpongeWalker (Luke Skywalker); Patrick: Pan Solo (Han Solo); Sandy: Princess Saia (Leia); Squidward: Darth Squider (Vader); Plankton: Darth Plankious (Sidious); Gary: Goda (Yoda); Mr. Krabs: Kobi-Wan Kraboni (Obi-Wan Canobi); Fries: Fries (Force) (SpongeBob works at the Krusty Krab. I think it works); Robo Krabs from "Imitation Krabs": K3KO (C3PO); Robo SpongeBob from "Welcome to the Chum Bucket": S2-P2 (R2-D2); Scooter: Commander Scooter for the Dark Side (A commander, I guess); Flats: Flabba the Flounder (Jabba the Hut); Larry: Pan Solo's friend (Han Solo's friend. No clue on the name. Will find out); Plankton's family: Phone Troopers (Clone Troopers); Patty Wagon: The Millennium Patty (The Millennium Falcon) Jellyfish: Jwoks (Ewoks); Rocky: Rocky (Chewy); The Chum Bucket: Death Bucket (Death Star); Spatula: Lightspatula (Lightsaber).
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It all started at Flabba's club. K3KO & S2-P2 are on their way to send a holographic message to Flabba from Zuke.
K3KO, as always, was not up to his orders. Nor was he up to being with his mischievous fellow droid. "S2, are you sure we can't just turn around and go back?"
S2-P2, as always, was using his language of beeps to tell his friend that all will be okay. "Do, do, dololo, do, do."
"Fine."
The duo soon arrived at a door with an intercom speaker. K3KO was startled when a "May I help you?" came out the intercom.
K3KO, still a bit uneasy, managed to make out some small words. "Uh, yes. We are here to see Flabba. We have a message for him."
S2-P2 did however know something that his somewhat psychotic friend didn't. "Do, do."
K3KO didn't know why he had said that but he figured it was to help them get in. "Um, alright. And a gift."
"You may enter," said the intercom. The door opened.
Once again, K3KO was worried. "I have a bad feeling about this."
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Meanwhile, there are people at the construction of the Death Bucket, which was destroyed two months ago. On the ship, Darth Squider gets a message from his loyal companion, Commander Scooter.
"Yo, Squider, your bluelyness, I have a holographic message for you. Ha ha ha ha!"
Squider was being his bored self, not wanting any laughter. "Enough with your childish laughing. Play the message."
A small figure appeared. It was none other than Darth Plankious.
Squider, in shock, gasped. "My master." He bowed.
Plankious, in devastation, talked. "Enough with the bowing. And ENOUGH WITH THE LOSING! I'M A WINNER! I WANT THAT ZUKE SPONGEWALKER KID TO BE DESTROYED BY THE END OF THE MONTH! And I'm coming over to see how the work is going on the Death Bucket."
"Yes master. We will have everything prepared for you."
"Good. I will be there tomorrow. We are going to have a war between the rebels and the sith! WE ARE WINNERS!"
It'll get better, I swear. Have fun R & Ring if you do so. If you don't, you don't get a cookie. :P