CHAPTER 1

"Sasuke, please!"

"I know.. Shut up."

"Okay then... please don't cause any more problems!"

"Alright! Go homenow Kakshi."

"Hm... okay, then I'll leave my darling Sasuke in your school, teacher. Please take good care of him... although..., it may be hard to" Kakshi gave the principal a mysterious smile and went out the door.

Then Sasuke just stared at the principal, waiting for his next action.

Mr.Yamagato, the principal, cleared his throat twice and told him, "Hmph... Okay Uchiha-kun, your class is in room 13. Just take a left after you exit out of my room."

"...Uchiha-kun ...huh.." Sasuke looked back at him, and Yamagato cleared his throat again.

"...You are dismissed, go to your class now."

"Take care, Yamagato sen.sei." Sasuke left the room and took out a cigarette.

"... All-guys school.. fuck... You are dead, Kakashi-san." Sasuke led out the smoke.

Then he burned the principal's door and lazily walked to the room that was marked '13' and entered. Everyone in the class looked at him as he gave the enrollment sheet to the teacher.

"Oh..., you are new? Let's see... Uchiha Sasuke? Hi, I'm Fujigawa Matoko. You can call me Fujigawa sensei, and... your seat will be... hm...

oh, Yuichi is absent today right? Seat in his seat, Sasuke, next to Naruto." Fujigawa smiled with her big lips.

"...Hah?" Sasuke looked down at the class and scanned for the kid 'Naruto.'

Soon, he found Naruto waving his hand in the air, grinning at him.

"...Naruto... eh? haha.." Sasuke grinned back at him.

As he sat on his seat, the class started again. Naruto looked at Sasuke curiously, asking numerous questions.

"Hi! I'm Uzumaki Naruto!"

"...huh." Sasuke answered back lazily.

"Woah..! you look really tall!"

"...huh. yah.. whatever."

"I'm so happy to meet you! I heard a rumor that a very nice looking kid was transferring to our class, and I even heard that you are Hatake sensei's nephew!"

"Hatake?"

"Yah, your uncle, I guess. He's a very popular writer, and I heard he's pretty rich!"

"Oh... Kakshi."

"Yes, yes! Ask me about anything about the school if you need help." Naruto smiled.

'What a energetic kid...' Sasuke thought.

"Ey."

"hm? What?" Naruto looked at him"

"..Do you know how to kiss?"

"...Aaaack? Sa...sasuke! What are you.." Naruto grew red all over.

'He's in high school, and still didn't kiss. That's interesting...' Sasuke grinned as he thought of the new school life.

"...Sa..sa..sasuke...! Tha.. That... don't...!" Naruto even grew redder.

"Okay, you can stop now." Sasuke turned his head away from him and watched the board.

Next to him, Naruto put his head down the entire time until lunch, and looked back at Sasuke.

"Show me around the school. U.zu.ma.ki." Sasuke pulled back of Naruto's shirt.

"..AHh! okay!" He stood up nervously and walked out of the class with Sasuke.

"..So., that's the lunch area, and that's the..."

"Show me..."

"hm?"

"where there's no body." Sasuke smiled.

"..Uh? Oh.. oh! Uh... I... ah... I don't know if our school has any places.. like that...!" Naruto talked in a nervous tone.

"... then let me go to your house."

"Oh.., my house? Oh.. that's.."

"What.. I can't?"

"No, not at all. You are welcome, I think Iruka sensei will be happy to see you!"

"Iruka sensei?"

"...yah., He's my tutor."

"... He lives with you?"

"Yah, why?" Naruto asked.

"...That's a problem.." Sasuke frowned.

"Is.. something wrong?"

"Is he in the house?"

"Mm... he come's back around 8 most of the time.. but.,"

"Eight.. about four hours."

"...Sasuke?"

"Nothing. Show me the office."

Later that day... after school.

"Naruto-kun!"

"Hello, Sakura-chan! Say hi to my new friend, his name is Uchiha Sasuke." Naruto put his hand on Sasuke's shoulders.

"Hmmm... hi, Sasuke-kun!"

"..." Sasuke ignored her and turned his face away.

"...What... what kind of bitch are yoU!" Sakura yelled.

Sasuke just stared back at her and said, "Get the fuck out of my way, ugly. I have a very important thing to do with my Naruto. If you disturb, I'm going to kill you. Each second is precious right now."

Sakura flushed, and turned her head away and ran back.

"Sasuke, what are you doing? You were so rude to her, and...!"

"...What.. so. you like her?"

"..eeeacckkk? How did you?"

"You blush every time she looks at you. What's more obvious?"

"...I...I... I'm just... I..."

"Lead the way."

"AH, oh, yah, right.." Naruto walked quickly, not to show his red face to Sasuke.

10 minutes later.

"Yah, this is my place, feel free to sit."

"...Hm..."

"...Sasuke?"

"Where's the bed?"

"...Uh... bed..?"

"Yah, bed."

"...In.. In the room over there..., but why do you need a.."

"Are you ready?"

"...huh..? Ready for what?"

"...Haah.. you..."

"Give me water."

"Water? Okay." Naruto ran to the kitchen, and Sasuke sat on the sofa, thinking... hard.. Suddenly, his cell phone rang.

"Sasukehhh! Why aren't you coming? I was waiting for you the entire time! I couldn't even think of the next line for my script!"

As soon as Sasuke hung up the phone, it rang again.

"Sasuke, I think I accidently pressed the wrong button or something! I'm so sorry, I miss you so much!"

"I hung up. Get the hell away."

"Was the school good?"

"...No."

"No?"

"Except for one thing."

"What's that? What's that?"

"My little toy."

"Toy?"

"Yah, now shut up."

Sasuke hung up as took out the batteries and threw it in Naruto's fish tank. Then he saw Naruto coming with water.