Wondering Questions and Rambling Nonsense

1. If a vampire bit an obese person, would that person become skinnier (but still obese), attractively skinny (but now not obese), or still stay obese?

2. If a vampire bit a dark-skinned person, shouldn't said person became tan? Because you do get paler.

3. Can animals actually become vampire animals if bitten?

4. Since the Cullens don't go to school in the sunlight, why don't they just wear clothing over their face, hands, arms ECT? They could say they are allergic. (To the sun of course.)

5. Since human blood turns your eyes red, and animal blood turns them topaz, what would marine blood turn them?

6. Why is it that with some FanFictons that I read and a new mythical species is introduced, the Cullens are so shocked when they learn said species existence? YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY SPECIES OUT THERE! GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES!

7. Why do the Cullens try so hard to be more human when they know they aren't? Are they trying to get accepted into human society? Do they have issues of dealing with the fact that they aren't human anymore?

8. WHY in the movie does Robert 'Edward-Wannabe' Pattison cover his nose when he smells Kristen 'Try-hard-to-be-Bella' Stewart blood for the first time? HE'S SUPPOSED TO STOP BREATHING! NOT ACT LIKE HE SMELLS GARBAGE!!

9. Once again, in the movie, why did they leave out the right way that Bella is supposed to get to the Ballet Studio? I was totally waiting for that part! And why did they leave out Alices past?! That is crucial for those Twilighters who never bothered to read the book and are wondering what Alices past is! Are they going to leave out the rest of the covens past too now?

10. WHAT IS WITH BELLA AND EDWARD MAKING OUT WITH HER IN HER UNDERWEAR!? SHOW ME THIS DIRECTOR! BELLA WOULD NEVER DO THAT! STEPHANIE! STAND UP FOR YOUR BOOK GODDAMN IT!!

11. Where were Ben and Lauren? Where were they?

A/n: Yes, this was just for my own weird enjoyment. I would appreciate it if you guys could review of what you think of these questions, and maybe send me some question of your own. I would post them here, and have your penname on here too.

Questions 6-11 were mostly questions I got from reading other FanFictions, and seeing the movie. You are welcome to send those types of questions too.

I would appreciate no flames as well saying how stupid this is to post, and all that other stuff. We all do stupid things, and we are allowed to freely do what we want.