Author's Sister's Note: This is a story my 11 year old brother wrote. It's his first one on FF.net. I think it's rather funny myself. XD

-Lenore-

Harry's Technicolour Dream Coat.

By Professor Tyler Of Doom

"AHHHH!!!!

" what is it Ron!?" said Harry,panicked.

" I had a dream about Malfoy's face. He was trying to kiss me!" Hermione came running.

"whats with the screaming!?" She asked with a hurried voice.

"Ron had a dream about Malfoy's face. It was trying to kiss him!"

Hermione screamed in disgust, so loud the whole house woke up.

Fred and George were the first ones up and into the younger boys' room.

"Quit bloody screaming!!"

Even Hedwig was angry. He flew by and craped on Hermione's head. She started to cry, and ran to the girls bath room."Hurry, Come on! We've got to get to breakfast" Said Oliver, peeking his head in.

Hermione went to the Great Hall after cleaning up. She remembered Ron said he hadn't been feeling well lately so she brought him a box of tissue. She sat across from him and Harry,as Ron looked over at her with a big grin on his pale white and reddened nosed, face.

Ron was so happy! He had finally memorized all the flavours of the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans."Finally!!" said ron. "What?" Harry said looking up from his lunch. "I memorized the colour and name of EVERY Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!" Ron decided to prove it to Harry and took one from the box that was a dark green.

He thought someone had called his name. He looked all around the room, puzzled. Hermione looked at Ron and saw a huge slimy green boogie drip from his nose on the dark green bean. "This one is Green Apple.. Ron said with a confident voice. Hermione looked at him in shock "Ron!" "Hold on!" said Ron as he put the Bertie Bott Bean into his mouth and chewed it. Ron made a funny face and sighed. "I was wrong. Its boogie flavoured." Hermione blew 15 different colours of puke on Harry's robes. He shuddered "Gee. I always wanted a technicolour dream coat"said Harry. As he walked quickly to the restroom.

A/n: Thanks for reading! If you don't mind it, Ive got another story coming soon. "Bertie Bott's, Bertie Bott's Everywhere!"