Desmond=normal lettering Ezio=Italic lettering Altiar=Bold lettering Ezio and Altiar=Bold Italic lettering
"Come on it's easy!"
"No."
"Just get in!"
"No."
"But I'm sure you'll be fine!"
"No."
"Altiar, just get in there!"
"What part of no don't you understand? I swear we can't be related!"
"Just go! I won't let you drown!"
"Ezio, the day I go swimming will be the day I surrender to Templars without a fight."
"So you'll do it?"
"NO!"
"GAH! Don't you get it? Altiar HATES the water with every fiber of his being! Just get it through your thick ass skull that he won't do it!"
"Desmond, you aren't helping."
"Desmond, thanks for the help."
"You both are hopeless! How am I your descendent?"
"Ask Altiar, cause I don't know how I'm related to him."
"Haha, very funny."
"Can we leave now?"
"No! Not until Altiar gets his fucking ass in the water!"
"I refuse to get wet."
"Why? Don't want girls to see you wet?"
"That's NOT what I mean you useless excuse for life!"
"Get your ass in the canel before I throw you in!"
"Even still you won't be able to."
"Shut up, Desmond. GET IN THE FUCKING WATER!"
"No."
"I'll drown you!"
"If you could."
"You apparently sink like a rock! It couldn't be too hard!"
"I do, but I ment good luck getting me in the water."
"Just let it go."
"Not until Altiar just swims!"
"You'll be standing here for an eternity then."
"No I won't."
"Why?"
"Because I won't let you leave until you get in the water."
"You clearly under estimate me."
"Just stop this. It's a retarded fight."
"SHUT UP DESMOND!"
"I'd think you'd agree, Altiar."
"I do. But Ezio won't leave me b_ AHHH!"
"Ha, you said it'd be hard!"
"Ezio! Get me out of here or I'll have your heart as a throphy!"
"How, you'll have to swim to get to me."
"I'm not related to you two."
"Get me out of here!"
"Swim to the docks."
"I can't!"
"I'm drowning! ARGHHHBBBRBABDJAAAAAAAAAHHH-!"
"Ezio, get him out of there!"
"Fine... _ There. He's out happy now Des_ MAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Don't do that again."
"Arhhh... that was my crotch you bastard! How am I suppost to have kids now?"
"Don't throw me in the water."
"Wait! Wait! Don't leave me here!"
"And why not?"
"I won't leave you if even if I kicked you in the crotch."
"Ugh. Fine."
"Okay, NOW we're leaving."
"And not throwing me into canels."
"Fine. I won't, but you'll never learn!"
"I don't care, I never needed to swim before, and I don't have to now."
"But_"
"Do you want me to kick you again?"
"NO..."
"Then let me be."
"Ezio, it's better for you if you just let him go."