The Guys' 42 Ways to Annoy Your Parents
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1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face, and say, "Good morning, sunshine!"
6. Pluck their hair out and yell, "DNA!"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard."
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public, yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you to do.
11. Jump off of the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people."
13. At everything they say, yell, "LIAR!"
14. Try to swim on the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
16. Pretend to have amnesia.
17. Say everything backwards.
18. Give yourself a swirly.
19. Run around with a lampshade on your head, yelling, "The sun!!! It's dying!!!"
20. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear.
21. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times.
22. Snort loudly when you laugh, and then laugh harder.
23. Run in circles.
24. Recite a whole movie 3 times.
25. Pretend to beat yourself up.
26. Chase/bark at the mailman.
27. Wear your pants on your head, and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement.
28. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
29. Superglue your finger up your nose.
30. Talk to a pen.
31. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.
32. Try and climb the wall.
33. Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets.
34. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead. Say you're a lovely unicorn.
35. Turn the TV onto a station you don't get, watch the static, and say you're looking for the pattern.
36. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "ooooh...I get it!!!"
37. Eat your hair.
38. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
39. Eat anything obviously not edible.
40. Say your pet is mocking you, and chase it around the house.
41. When you shower or bathe, yell, "I'm drowning!!!"
42. Try to snorkle in your fish tank.