Disclaimer: yes, I DO own Bones, which is why I'm writing fanfiction about it. Duh.

The matchmaker: chapter one

"Hey, Booth," Angela casually walked into his office, a folder in her hands. "I have a few questions to ask you…"

"Yeah?" booth looked at her suspiciously- she was grinning madly. Suddenly he felt a little scared…

Angela perched on the edge of his desk, facing him.

"Ok, so I'm going to say some things, and I want you to say, as quickly as possible, the first thing that comes into your head when you hear it." She looked at him expectantly.

"Uh, sure…" now Booth was definitely scared.

"I'll start. Bread."

"Food."

"Sandwich."

"Lunch."

"Apple."

"Fruit."

"Bugs."

"Creepy."

"Dirt."

"Mud."

"Fish."

"Slimy."

"Wood."

"Hard."

"Brennan."

"Hot – DAMMIT!"

"HA!" Angela ran out of the room, looking very smug, and Booth swore. She would never let him live that down.

A/N: I hoped you liked it! There will be lots more chapters - Angela has a list of evil things to do to them. This is just the beginning…..

*snigger* keke.

But if you want more, you have to review, or I will set Angela on YOU.