Super Whooper

Ali: ::At fast food restuarant:: One Supper Whooper please!
Jenna: Fool!

Waiter Dude: One Supper Whooper coming up!

Ali: ::Glaring at Jenna:: What you say? ::Is crushed by falling Super Whooper::

Waiter Dude: I meant COMING DOWN!!!

Jenna: Like I said-

Ali: Shut up and get this off me.

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SquidyJen: o.O What was that for?

Ali: Dunno. It was yer idea first.

SquidyJen: NUUU!!! I DENY IT!!!

Ali: ::Is not paying attention because she's playing DDR::

SquidyJen: ...I can't believe I'm related to you.

Ali: ARGH!!! BUG!!!

SquidyJen: What?!?! WHERE?!?! ::Is stomped on by Ali::

SquidyJen: ALLLIIIII!!!!!

Ali: ARGH!!! IT STILL LIVES!!! ::Runs with SJ very close behind her::

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[The Squidy Files - Chapter 1: Dance Battle City]
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Yami Yugi: ::Arrives at front of building:: Guess this is it.
Anzu: You sure? It looks like a...

Zoom out and reveal a building with its windows blackened out and a sign saying 'Welcome to Kink-o's: We have NOTHING to do with office supplies.'

Anzu: ...

Y. Yugi: ...Oops. Wrong building. It's the next one.

Anzu: -.-;;

Y. Yugi: ::Standing in front of the RIGHT building this time:: So this is it.

Anzu: Yeah...

Y. Yugi: ...

Anzu: ...

Y. Yugi: ...So what do we do now?

Anzu: I dunno.

Mai: ::Runs up to them:: Yuuugi!!! Anzu!!!

Anzu and Y. Yugi: Mai-san!!!

Mai: I never expected to see you guys here!!! ::Grabs Anzu around neck:: A date? A date? A date with YUGI!!!

Anzu: Wha-wha- No!!!

Mai: What's next? A HOTEL???

Anzu: NAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIII?!?!?!

Y. Yugi: ...So um, what are you doing here?

Mai: ::Releases Anzu from deathgrip:: Eh? Didn't you know? Kaiba's hosting a duel monters tornament here in Domino City.

Kaiba's face appears on a screen.

Kaiba: ::On screen:: Greetings elite duelists of Domino City@ I am hosting a-

Strange voice: DANCE BATTLE TORNAMENT!!!

Everyone looks up to see a girl standing on top of the building pointing a fingerless-glove clad hand to the night sky.

Girl: In the next five days, Domino City shall be known as DANCE BATTLE CITY where people will play DDR all day long!

Suddenly a one-foot tall ball with a ponytail appears.

Ball: Hi everyone! ::Pulls out a microphone:: Ai, ai, ai, I'm your little butterfly...

Girl: ARGH!!! ::Grabs ball which turns out to be a squid with three legs and drop kicks it::

Squid: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ::Crashes into building::

Girl: ::Coughs and resumes stance:: Um, anyway... ::Notices Kaiba in his helicopter staring eye level at her from about two feet away:: Um, Hi.

Kaiba: ...Who are you?

Girl: ::Grins evilly as light falls dramtically upon her:: You can call me...

Squid: ::Appears mysteriously behind girl:: Lolipop Angel of DOOOOOOM!!!

Girl: ARGH! ::Grabs squid and drop-kicks her in different direction:: DIE!!! ::Sweatdrops and makes a funny pose as she remebers Kaiba is staring at her::

Everyone on the ground: ...

Y. Yugi: ...Who is she?

Pegasus: Dunno.

Y. Yugi: o.O How did you get here?

Pegasus: I have no clue, Yugi-boy.

Bandit Keith: IT'S YOU!!! ::Reaches into his vest and pulls out his... finger:: O.O???

Otogi: Where am I?

Y. Yugi: I think she's going to say something now!!!

Girl: ::Stands straight on building with one hand on hip:: You can call me...

Squid: ::Appears:: Ali. ::Disappears::

Ali: ::Grabs air before her and Squid appears:: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnaaa... I will keeeeeeeeeeel you...

SquidyJen: ::Sweatdrops and halo appears above head:: Wha? Me? What did I do? GYAAA!!! GACKGACKGACK~~~~~~ ::Makes funny sounds while Ali is strangling her.

Ali: ::Stops as she realizes that Kaiba and the people on the ground are watching and sweatdrops::

Kaiba and everyone else: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Ali: ::Raises hand with passed out SquidyJen in it:: Remember in five days, this city shall become DANCE BATTLE CITY!!!

Bakura: ::Gasp:: On her arm! ...It seems like a Millenium Item!!!

Mai: o.O When did YOU get here?

Bakura: ...I dunno. But it looks like the bracelet she's wearing is a Millenium Item!

Ali: ::Disappears::

Kaiba and everyone else: Gasp!

Pegasus: Where did she go?

~Somewhere!

Ali: ^________________^ I LIKE this place.

SquidyJen: You would.

Zoom out to reveal a purring Ali on Malik's lap still holding SquidyJen.

Malik: O.O Who are you?