Whoot! My first in this new series. This is a sort of side-shot to Insanity Songs, one of my other stories. So, first up is… TAKESHI! Singing, "I farted on Santa's lap"!

Aren't you happy?

OH, and italics mean singing, and bold means comments. The person specified at the beginning is the one who sings the whole song, unless otherwise said.

Takeshi: Mom made beans for dinner

Daisuke: Um, Takeshi… you don't have a mom.
You know I ate em all
Said come get your coat on
Goin to the mall

Gonna visit Santa
And sit upon his knee

Dark: You went to the mall. To visit SANTA? You're fourteen years old! You don't have a mom to force you to go, like Daisuke!

Daisuke: Hey!
But all that I could think about
Was how not to cut the cheese

Satoshi: Like we REALLY needed to know that.
Waiting there for Santa
Thought that I'd explode

Satoshi: Daisuke-san, your friend is insanely disgusting.
The gas bubble grew bigger
With every ho ho ho
Try my best to hide that

I was doing swell
But when I sat down on Santa's lap he hollered what's that smell!

Everyone: Eeeeeeeww!
I farted on Santa's lap
now Christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on Santa's lap
now I'll get (fart sound) under my Christmas tree
Krad: Twitch, Twitch.
I asked him for a baseball
I asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates
but I'll get none of that
I asked him for a lot of things
I'll have to do with out
when I sat down on Santa's lap
I let one slip out

Emiko: We get it already. Sweetie, you have some odd friends.

I farted on Santa's lap
now Christmas is gonna stink for me
I farted on Santa's lap
now I'll get (fart sound) under my Christmas tree

Satoshi: He already said that. He did didn't he. He did! He repeated what he said before AGAIN and he'll do it again I just know it!
On Christmas eve I snuck out
of my bed with out a sound
went down to the living room to take a look around
and then I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
his arms were full of presents and they were all for me
put them in a pile got up to turn around
then blew a fart with such great force our tree all most cam down!
So I'll always cherish that special moment when

I realized even old saint nick rips one now and then
Kosuke: I MUST MAKE A COMMENT I MUST…

Risa: Me too I HATE YOU TAKESHI you keep trying to report on Dark and you sing weird songs!

Riku: I don't like this song.
I farted on Santa's lap
now Christmas didn't stink for me
I farted on Santa's lap
I didn't get (fart sound) under my Christmas tree

AN: Well, that's a weird song. That wasn't a great chapter, but it'll do.

Yay for blue popsicles, -Bowleena