Fear Her or Her Idiot Parents

by GluttonousAnorexiaNervosa

This is how I think that famous 'Fingers on Lips' scene really should have gone. I came up with it the other day. Short and sour. Oh, and Doctor loses his temper, as well he should.

"Will you stop ganging up on me?!?" the tarmacker's voice rose into a rather unmanly pitch.

"Feeling Guilty are we?" the tetchy auburn-haired woman accused.

"FINGERS ON LIPS!" yelled the Doctor, doing his best angry face.

Everyone looked around, confused, then stepped forward and all put their index fingers against his mouth.

"NOT MY LIPS!" He yelled, exasperated.

Suddenly they all disappeared.

"GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE! SHE DREW US!" he yelled again, and tried to kick the person beside him, except that they were 2D and incapable of such movement.