IT HAD TO BE DONE! Besides, anyone who knows me will know that I have the strange urge to spread mpreg everywhere I go. Sure mainly for Hetalia and Vocaloid but still. Haters can hate and bitches can troll, but not here. If you do I'll unleash Miss Mylottia on you *points to Mylottia in background*. Anyways don't judge me and enjoy!

Starsky fell backwards onto his couch and dropped what he was holding. This couldn't be happening….it was impossible! But it was happening. On the ground was a pregnancy test, and it was positive. Now it wasn't his girlfriends or anything, besides he was secretly dating Hutch. How could this happen? It was impossible by all standards! The test on the floor was his, and it was positive. This isn't the first one he tried either. He had tried three others before this one. The reason why he took the test was from a suggestion of his new neighbor Jessie who was a lesbian. She was also a doctor and for the most part a gypsy. She had just moved in about a week ago and was awoken in the middle of the night by the sound of Starsky hurling into his toilet. She had come over to check on him to see if everything was alright but what she saw made her panic. Starsky passed out but when he woke up he was on his couch staring at a girl with frizzy red hair, pale skin, and green eyes. She had explained who she was and why she had intruded. She went home only to come back later when Starsky was throwing up again. This was a few days ago.

"Well you're not running a fever." Jessie said as she looked at the thermometer in her hand. "It might be something else but it's definitely not the flu. Could you give me some of your symptoms?"

Starsky nodded and sat up from the couch. "Well, I've been really tired lately. I also seem to be hungry a lot more but even though I've cut back on my food intake I still seem to be gaining weight."

Jessie watched him intently as he spoke. You could practically see the gears turning in her head.

"I also seem to be kinda moody lately. Like I'll be fine one minute and then another I'll be angry or something. Do you have any idea what it is?"

Jessie paused for a moment as if she were arguing with herself in her head. "Um….not meaning to be nosy but do you have a lover? To be more specific a male lover?"

Starsky stared at her with wide eyes. Frantically she shook her head and raised her hands. "Oh don't worry I won't mind if you're gay! I happen to be a lesbian myself so don't worry."

Starsky blinked in confusion. She was a lesbian? She didn't really look it. Then again Starsky didn't exactly look like he would be sleeping with another man. "Uh…..yea. Why do you ask?"

Jessie paused for a moment and began scribbling things down on her notepad (where did that come from?) before it looked like she came to a conclusion. Or at least that's kinda what it looked like. Jessie's eyes widened and blood shot out of her nose. In a slight panic Starsky asked if she was alright but she shook her head. "Oh I'm fine….just fine." She stuffed some tissues up her nose and said that she would be back in a minute. She went to her apartment and took out a box that she thought she would never have to use. She brought it to Starsky and told him to put it in his bathroom but also keep it hidden. She told him that if his symptoms kept up to use them as directed.

Starsky never thought that the items in the box were pregnancy tests! But why did she suspect that in the first place? Sure she was a doctor but any sane person would have thought that this was totaled bogus! Starsky ran a hand through his hair. Well, it wasn't like taking another test would help, he already took four! But that was only a urine test so he would have to get a blood test to be positive. But what could he do? It wasn't like he could go to a regular doctor! They would be suspicious and if his results came back positive he would be under a microscope! There was only one person that he could really trust with this right now and that was Jessie, the lesbian gypsy next door who also happened to be a doctor, and to top that he had only known her for what, a week? A few days? This was all so crazy. But he didn't really have any other options. But there was another thing poking at his mind, Hutch. It was more than obvious that Hutch was the father. What could he say? What would he say? How would Hutch react? Would he even believe him? If it were Starsky he sure wouldn't believe it. But he would eventually begin to show and it would be more than obvious. Plus the whole thing with work, his friends, his family, what would they think? Could he even tell them? Sure he could take some time off from work while he was pregnant but what about after that? An abortion would be the smart thing to do but there was NO WAY he was going to do that! He heard the click of a door outside and jumped for his door. He looked over and saw that Jessie was just in the process of opening her door. That's all he really saw before he yanked her into his apartment and closed the door causing Jessie to drop what sounded like groceries in the hall. Once processing what had happened Jessie looked at him wide-eyed for a moment but then put her hands on her hips.

"I probably already know but why did you forcefully bring me into your apartment?" she asked with a little sarcasm in her voice.

Starsky grabbed her wrist and led her over to the couch. She quickly sat down and watched as he gathered up the tests that she gave him. Starsky slammed the tests on the coffee table. There was a slightly awkward silence as Jessie looked over the tests. Once seeing that they were all positive she sighed and ran a hand through her hair as blood began to drip from her nose.

"I knew it."

Starsky was a little baffled by this. "What do you mean that you knew it?"

Jessie leisurely took some tissues out of her coat pocket and dabbed her nose. "I knew it as in I knew what was wrong with you. I guess I should congratulate you and Hutch."

"Wait what do you mean-….." Starsky paused for a moment wondering if he heard her right. "Why did you bring up Hutch?"

She looked up at him as if it was obvious. "I read the paper, plus a few of my family members have passed through here plenty of times. I of course travel on my own because they were against me getting an education in something like this and because I did not want to marry and become a useless house wife. It's also because I am a lesbian but I would prefer not to talk about it."

Starsky blinked in confusion. "Wait a minute, what I meant was how did you know that we were….you know."

Jessie shook her head. "It's called gossip and it travels fast. Not to mention that I am a helpless romantic so I spotted it right away. You'd be surprised on how similar books and real life are. By the way I've been calling you two "Hutsky" if that's alright with you. Ehh….I don't care."

Starsky starred at her for a moment trying to process what she said before speaking. "Yea…but this was only a urine test. If I had a blood test then we would know for sure, right?"

Jessie nodded. "Yes, but you can't exactly walk into an office and ask for one so we'll have to do this a different way." Jessie stood up from the couch. "But I'll need you to strip."

Starsky stepped back a little. "Wait I need to do what?"

Jessie sighed and rolled her eyes. "Oh please I'm not even into guys! Before we had the technology doctors would find out if someone was pregnant in a different way. I can't really explain it to someone who wouldn't really understand a word I was saying."

So Starsky did as he was told to do so Jessie began to feel and press certain areas on his body (mainly his stomach). After a little while she muttered what sounded like "I'll be damned" and told him to get his cloths on. Jessie gestured him to the couch again and told him to sit. He sat down but she just stood in front of them. There was a silence until Starsky broke it.

"Well? I am or aren't I?"

Jessie took a deep breath and nodded. "Oh yea, there is definitely something in there."

Starsky was still for a moment, but then he passed out from shock.

A few hours later…

Starsky rubbed his eyes and tired to figure out where he was. Once his vision cleared he saw that he was still in his apartment but it was darker outside. He sat up and shook his head.

"Man that was a crazy dream."

"You weren't dreaming Starsky." A voice said from no where.

He jumped and looked to where the voice came from. Sure enough in an apron and green blouse was Jessie. Starsky sighed. "Please tell me that I was dreaming and I only have a cold or something."

Jessie shook her head. "As I just told you it wasn't a dream, you are pregnant and that's a fact. While you were sleeping I took some of your blood and ran it over to my office. No one was there so I was able to conduct a test and I got the results."

How the hell did she get his blood? Never mind that….for now anyways. Starsky turned his body and sat back against the couch and put a hand on his face. "So you're absolutely sure that I'm pregnant?"

Jessie nodded and took a form out of her bag. "If you don't believe me here are the test results themselves."

She walked over and held the form out to Starsky. "Starsky took it and looked it over as Jessie went into his kitchen. Yep, these tests were clear as a crystal. He was pregnant, and with Hutch's child. He rubbed his temples frustrated on what to do. Like how was he going to handle work? When would he tell Hutch? Would he tell Hutch? Hutch had the right to know but Starsky was so scared. Of what he wasn't exactly sure. He sat there quarreling with himself for about a half hour or so until Jessie came out of the kitchen with two plates of food. Starsky was obviously hungry and whenever he didn't eat he was being glared at by a certain red head so he ate it in silence. About half-way through their meal Jessie piped up.

"You're lucky I was the person to find out when I did. In a few months you and your co-workers would have noticed the growth in your stomach and you would have gone to they doctor. He would have given you a blood test and your results would have been crystal clear. I don't know what they would do to you…..but frankly society can be pretty mean."

She was right. Frankly Starsky thought they would experiment on him if others found out. After all he had never heard of any human man becoming pregnant so it was only logical to think that way. "So….what am I going to do about work?"

Jessie took a sip from her cup. "I'll write you a doctor's note saying that you need to take it easy due to your health. After a few months I'll write a letter to the chief of police saying that you need an extended and paid vacation. Then we'll go to my family's vineyard upstate. Originally my aunt owns it but she'll be going away to Italy for a year or two and I told her that I would house sit for her. There are people that work on the vineyard but the crops are far from the house plus they know how to mind their own business. I don't think that I need to remind you that I'm a doctor so you won't have to worry about anything."

Starsky nodded, he remembered that she was a doctor. Besides, if she weren't a doctor she wouldn't know that he was pregnant. But something was poking at his mind, like he was wondering something. "How do I know that I can trust you? I've only known you for a few days or so."

Jessie raised an eyebrow at him. "I'll take a vow if it would make you feel better. Or maybe swear on something?"

"Yea, swear on something that you won't turn around and leave me hanging."

Jessie thought for a moment. "Fine, I swear on….." she paused for a moment "I swear on the single thread of innocence that has survived all these years inside me."

Wow, that was deep. There was an awkward silence. "Uh…if that's not good enough then I could-."

"No."

Jessie blinked. "No what?"

"That's fine; it sounded like you were sincere so I'll take it."

Jessie nodded and looked at her watch. "It's really late so I think we should both go to sleep." She got up and gathered her things. "If you need anything just knock on the wall give me a shout, I have pretty good hearing so I'll be able to hear if anything's wrong." And with that she left to her own apartment.

Starsky sat there for a moment before he gathered himself up and went to his bed. He changed into his pajamas and settled himself under the sheets of his bed. Before he closed his eyes he looked over to a picture of Hutch on his night stand.

Hutch…

He knew that he would have to tell Hutch about this sometime, he just wasn't sure when.

"Hutsky…." Starsky whispered as he closed his eyes. "She called us Hutsky."

Now I would like to note that JESSIE ISN'T REAL! It would be awesome if she were though, she's pretty cool. I just needed someone to help Starsky who wouldn't mind that Hutch had knocked him up and she just popped into my head! The whole Hutsky thing came up when I and my sister were discussing Starsky and Hutch and I kept on trying to think of a couple name for them. Overall I liked Hutsky the best. I don't know if there already is a couple name for them but I just call them Hutsky. Review please!

~ladyknights104