Nightheart: Well, all the Trigun Fics I write inevitably revolve around Meryl and Vash so I thought that in the spirit of the season and because of the preacher-gunman's profession he could use a little love *smiles*
Wolfwood: I don't like that look in her eye.
Milly: Oh don't worry so much, how bad could it be?
Wolfwood: I'm suddenly very afraid... hold me?
Milly: Sure Mister Preist!
Wolfwood: *Snuggling into an ample bosom* Ah! That's much better.
Meryl: Reprobate.
Gung Ho Guns:
Wolfwood got run over by a sandworm
walking home from the bar on Cristmas Eve...
You may say there's no such thing as Zazie,
but as for me and Chapel we believe.
Meryl: How did I get dragged into this? And who are you?
Chapel: Just go with it.
Meryl: Well anyway...
Meryl:
He'd been swilling too much 'Daniels
and I told him he should stop
'cause he'd forgot his con-fessional
And I wasn't buying drinks 'till he was plotzed.
Gung Ho Guns:
Oh Wolfwood got run over by a sandworm
walking home from the saloon on Christmas Eve
You may say there aren't any Gung-Ho Guns
but as for me and Vash here we believe.
Vash: It was such a senseless tragedy... do you think he wants his gun?
Meryl: Mister Vash!
Vash: You're probably right, we'll wait until New Years.
Vash:
When they found him in the morning
at the scene of the attack there
were child's footprints on his forehead
and incriminating worm-marks on his back.
Oh Wolfwood got run over by a Sandworm
coming home from drinking Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Zaxie,
but as for me and Milly we believe.
Milly: *sniffle* And after I took so much time picking out just the right present for him.
Vash: Whad'ja get him Big Girl?
Milly: *Proudly pulls out a big knitted sheet with the letters WWJD on it*
Milly: It's for his gun! Because it's so full of mercy.
Vash and Meryl: Yeah... *sweatdrop*
Now we're all real proud of Chapel,
He's been taking it so well
but if he ever catches Zazie
he's gonna blow the child Gung-Ho Gun straight to hell.
Chapel: And I have just the gun to do it with.
Zazie: He'd have to catch me first.
Chapel: *reaches for Double Punisher* No. I wouldn't.
Oh Wolfwood got runover by a sandworm
on his way home from drinking christmas eve
you may say there's no such thing as Zazie
but as for me and Milly we believe.
Now Vash is drunk under the table
and poor Milly ain't far behind
Knives should never give a paycheck
to a kid controlling Sandworms with his mind.
Milly: Does he control them with his mind? I thought he used that funny horn on the side of his head.
Vash: Nah, he's not actually a human at all... he's one of them-
Milly: No, that was in the manga.
Vash: Oh, that's right!
Meryl: What have I told you two about the third wall?!
Wolfwood: That's it? That's all I get? This sucks.