Hi guys! This is my first fanfiction so, please enjoy! ^^

Also Taylor is not a mary-sue. Just so you all know...


I woke up by my stupid alarm clock. I hit the snooze button and got up.

I put on my bright blue sweat jacket, light blue skirt, my white leggings and dark purple boots. I slowly walked to the bathroom and brushed my red short hair, and brushed my teeth.

I walked downstairs and opened the front door and locked it behind me.

A few tree friends was walking and some were driving. I saw a timid red porcupine, cautiously crossing the street.

I didn't blame her. Ever since I moved in this town, its been hell on earth!

Everyone kept dying in certain ways. Even crazy ways.

I went down to the diner to say hello to some good friends.

At the diner

Shifty and lifty sat across from me,

Lifty said, "hiya Taylor, long time no see"

I smiled, "Hi Shifty, lifty, so how's the stealing business going?"

Shifty smirked a bit, "Well, we did steal a jewel but stupid Splendid stopped us"

Lifty looked at his brother and sighed, "Seesh, splendid is always killing everyone with his 'superhero' crap! Isn't he getting old?"

I laughed a bit "Hes probably 70 years old!"

Shifty and lifty laughed.

I did an impression of splendid, "Im splendid! Im awesome! And I need to get a life! DURRR!"

Shifty and lifty laughed some more.

Soon, the three of us calmed down.

I noticed something blue next to me. I looked and saw Splendid, who was staring at us, angry.

But he looked at my left arm and noticed something. He screamed, "WHAT THE CRAP HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM!"

I said, "Dude, don't make a scene!"

He interrupted me with his stupid screams, "IT'S A FRICKEN SKELETON ARM! YOUR DEAD! YOU'RE A UNDEAD GIRL! OMG!"

I screamed at him, "SHUT UP YOU OLD MAN!"

Splendid stared at me. He knew I wasn't joking.

He slowly walked backwords, then he ran for the door.

I sighed and said, "I got to go…"

I left, leaving shifty and lifty behind at the diner.

End of chapter 1